Amidst AI’s marvels, it seems we now face a Herculean trek in the Amazon book category, sleuthing generic authors and deciphering strange gibberish to find true literary gems.

Believe AI could host our parties, write weekly updates, and groove at dance-offs? Well, until it detects sarcasm, its reign might have to wait.

In the court of contemporary issues, GPT-3 is the accused cyber-pilferer, the New York Times the agitated plaintiff. Grab your gavels, it’s AI’s first copyright debacle!

Doffing hats to Nvidia, the GPU queen, giving AI a home device haven. Making bots smarter and shaking up the cloud, they serve tech breakthroughs like candy.

“Duolingo’s job cuts prove that traditionalists are no match for AI. But hey, at least redundant translators get the joy of going back to school. Cheers, technology!”

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“OpenAI’s plea: Let us juggle ‘copyrighted’ AI data, or we’re Picasso without a paintbrush. Copyright laws, however, are wearing Grumpy Cat faces. Popcorn, anyone?”

“Welcome to the 21st century, where AI treads murky legal waters and we wonder, should we blame machines or their creators for potential infringements? Let’s brainstorm!”

When AI giants play coy with GPT-3’s intel, journalists pick up the legal gauntlet. Thus begins a David vs Goliath-esque tussle for transparency in tech-town.

Calling all data-obsessed nerds, rejoice! The World Conference on Data Science is upon us: thrilling debates, algorithm flirtations, stat gossip and number nirvana await. Who’s in?