While we all wanted a jolly holiday surprise, NIST instead presents a detailed report on our lovable AI potentially turning against us with clever, new-school attacks! Fascinatingly terrifying!
“Cyber wizards fail to bewitch? Accusations fly as Magic: The Gathering fans suggest AI trickery in card art. The art or the ‘artificial’? And so the saga continues.”
Amidst the twinkling techno-topia of CES 2024 unfolds the big reveal: less about drones, less about tech, more about AI’s world-conquering, ever-learning, alarmingly adorable silhouette.
“AI is our new, shiny sous-chef and mini-mathematician, even hallucinating on occasion. Yet, remember, so do we, and arguably for much longer!”
Move over Hollywood’s “whitewashing”—enter AI’s eerily ‘real’ white avatars. Quite the reality check, eh? High time for an algorithmic diversity update—it’s all about keeping it ‘real’ here!
Robotic chefs, legal bots, even AI terrorists – our future is feeling a little less like reality and a little more like a sci-fi novel plot.
Ready your sideburns and suede shoes, folks, as we rocket through the uncanny valley – AI and holography are teaming up for an Elvis comeback tour!
AI apocalypse? Not so fast. According to a FLI survey, AI experts believe there’s only a 50% chance robots may outperform us in 45-75 years. Panicked? Hardly.
Oxford researchers have a shocker! It’s not AI leading the learning race, but instead – drumroll, please! – our squishy, noisy, diaper-clad infants. They learn like champs, sans code!
“Picture tiny robots carrying out heart surgery—only it’s finance, not coronary bypass, at New York’s 2024 AI in Finance Summit. Expect illuminating talks, networking, and ‘Game of Thrones’ style AI ethics twists.”
