“From Actual Intelligence action figures to goldfish-human hybrids, the AI fever has overflowed into our everyday lives, blurring the lines between reality and ludicrous anthropomorphized innovations.”

AI, not Bitcoin, might be the next energy titan elbowing to the front, reportedly set to guzzle a Japan-sized energy diet annually by 2030. Hang on, tech utopia!

In the wild world of AI, Zico Kolter is the fairy godmother, turning the binary into a game of human-like logic. Who’s ready for an AI with sass?

Navigating the debate on AI tariffs teeters between Tarantino-esque diversity and dinosaur-sized job threats. Will it doom innovation or offer a socially responsible roadmap? Stay tuned.

Hold onto your hats, folks! We’re in a gritty, high stakes AI race resembling the good ole’ Space Race. And Stanford’s playing scorekeeper with an AI Index.

“Brace for brushing your teeth to be a luxury as tariffs on semiconductors may raise the cost of everyday devices! High-end toothbrushes, anyone?”

“VA’s innovative leap into AI aims to predict and prevent veteran suicides – Minority Report without Tom Cruise. It’s a big plan, no magic panacea!”

“In an amusing twist of tech evolution, Facebook’s metamorphosis into Meta brought along a clingy companion – an AI button on Whatsapp. Prepare to bid it adieu!”

“Shaken but not stirred, the creative world faces AI’s copyright challenge. A monstrous debate, or an artistic evolution? Ask our new AI Picasso pals!”

“Studio Ghibli’s art and OpenAI’s power are the internet’s new power couple – crafting captivating, ‘net-breaking’ digital art that has us applauding… and some purists cringing!”