Detouring from fancy doorbells to AI, brace yourself for cobots. They’re taking over the factory floor, pushing productivity up, and coffee breaks down. They’re your new co-workers, minus the cribbing.

In the swanky gift shop, a labyrinthine pin swag, from the AI event, is set to join the graveyard of forgotten techno-junk – a worrying e-waste metaphor.

Amid a frenzy of scientific anxiety, the recent “Schedule F” shuffle from an executive order leaves federal employees as unstable as quantum mechanics—but entertainingly without a quick undo button.

“Despite the lofty intent to make AGI a universal boon, OpenAI grapples with inherent AI biases. Perhaps one day we’ll find a unicorn…roaming its premises.”

Strange as it seems, Xbox’s ‘Leviafan’ AI picks apart our AI expectations, one bar at a time. A bold leap into the controlled chaos of AI cutbacks, perhaps?

USAID’s found balancing agriculture forecasts and funding just as tough as us, balancing coffee and a morning commute – such a noble aim, yet a spectacularly tricky juggle!

As the founding member of the cyborg fan club in SoftBank’s “Thinking Machine Laboratory”, Mira Murati is trying to make robots feel feelings. Cheers to that!

2025’s AI health apps: Your personal, well-being nag. They’ll remind you to drink water, make sure you sleep, and predict your mood. Our future, amusingly health-obsessed.

“We’re often victims of trend-chasing, but Patel’s backseat view on game development? Oh, talk about a refreshing reverse gear. Take a note, innovators; history’s got Johnson!”

“Thomson Reuters, surely embodying the height of hip, has added an AI tool to their roster – not as a fancy gadget, but as an intern. Welcome to the future!”