OpenAI’s Newly-Minted CEO of Applications Infuses High-Octane Optimism in Inaugural Missive to Team
Stepping in as CEO of OpenAI, Fidji Simo pledges to pilot the tech ship with ‘long-term safety’ as her compass. Let the popcorn-munching begin!
“Neuralink Faces Fierce Competition from a Potential Mind-Reading Superstar!”
“Brain implants aren’t gizmos for weather updates, folks—they let us control tech with our minds. Fancy yourself superhuman? Darren Lipomi of UC San Diego does!”
“Crunching Numbers and Taking Names: How Language Models’ Mathematical Shortcuts Revolutionize Dynamic Scenario Predictions”
When engaging AI in banter, brace for laughter or horror, as it often scrambles for safety with statistically probable, yet sometimes troublingly inaccurate predictions.
Mastering the Art of Restraining Your Galaxy AI to On-Device Processing or Shaking It Off Completely!
Your futuristic AI gadget isn’t nifty, it’s brimming with dangerous potential—like a Pandora’s box of privacy issues—unless attached to some human common sense.
This AI Amazingly Manipulates Live Video On-The-Fly for a Reality-Bending Experience
With this undercover AI, DeCart keeps us riveted not with traditional tricks but with real-time, live-streaming of the world, filtered through its own peculiar digital lens.
Roblox Employs the Grit of AI to Decode Teens’ Ages through Video Selfies!
Roblox, in its latest security game, deploys AI to scan teen video-selfies to verify age, a move seen by some as an over-the-top data-nut-cracking bulldozer.
In Search of the Elusive Artificial Intelligence Pharmaceuticals: A Comedic Inspection
As the Christopher Nolan of biomedicine, DeepMind has surprised us yet again; crafting AI protein origami possibilities, set to revolutionize drug discovery unless, of course, ethical pitfalls trip it.
Catch the Encore of Our Livestream: A Hilarious Expedition into the AI Copyright Wars
“Join us as we wade through the classic AI skirmish of copyright control in live streaming, full of techno-jargon, AI champions, and a dash of humor!”
“Trump and Energy Sector Keen to Fuel AI with a Dash of Fossil Fuels”
Manhattan’s AI Summit dropped a plot twist: reused tech is the real game-changer. It’s revitalizing fossil fuels, an unexpected champion, especially for President Trump. Welcome to our retrospectively disruptive future!
“The Trials and Tribulations of AI Coding: A Humorous Deep-Dive into Automated Software Engineering’s Speed Bumps!”
Dreaming of AI snatching your programming job? Well, MIT spills the tea – AIs may be tech tycoons, but software sorcery? That needs a human touch, code wizard!