“Captain Wei, from Facebook’s News Feed and Google Chrome, now navigates OpenAI’s colossal AI ship towards the treacherous, untamed seas of artificial general intelligence. All aboard!”
“Elon Musk, entrepreneur and part-time mad scientist, has a new AI vision: not just your digital butler, but an omnipresent companion fused to your brain. Intriguing, right?”
Data startup, Thinking Machines, guzzles down undisclosed funds in a pre-Series A round, led by vision-filled Foxmont. Typical ‘information age’, eh?
“Apparently, stringent ‘age verification’ on AI nudify sites equates to knowing mom’s maiden name and dad’s birthdate – a disconcerting prospect indeed!”
“Despite Fox Sports’ attempts, rogue AI continues to pirate streams – popping up faster than popcorn and slipping through the cyber cracks, even into Twitter’s mainstream.”
“Blurred lines between Microsoft’s profit-predator instincts and OpenAI’s Bambi-esque idealism could derail our benign robot dreams. Cue dramatic strife over AGI’s future. Popcorn, anyone?”
Leave it to MIT’s whiz kids to unearth a new human cell type with savvy AI before many of us can master our ‘smart’ TV remotes!
As video game voice-actors plan to strike over AI mimicking their audio, we ponder if technology is set to play a new role: ‘UnemPlayer One’?
“Quit the AI panic! This isn’t the apocalypse—unless Skynet awakes—it’s a supercharged personal assistant. So fret less, embrace tech, and remember: ‘Don’t Panic!’.”
Facebook AI’s ‘Dishgen’ cooks up wacky yet innovative culinary delights, daringly blending technology and gastronomy. Chuckle aside, it’s no ‘Gordon Ramsay’, but a taste-bud-tantilizing prospects indeed!
