Trump’s Executive Order promoting AI research got cheers from techies wary of US slack against China, overlooking potential pitfalls like job loss, privacy invasion, and manipulation.

“OpenAI, dedicated to access over profit, is now grooving to a $1 billion tune, leaving critics sour. Dystopian? Or Star Trek’s forward-thrust? Only time will reveal.”

In an ironic twist, Facebook had its own “burning man” moment when a quiet device decided to throw a fiery tantrum, turning a tech center into a grill.

“Your browser’s become home to an army of miniature AI agents. Not exactly body-snatching aliens, but these code critters are there, right in your web pages, watching you – and topping up your cat-video addiction.”

Stepping in as CEO of OpenAI, Fidji Simo pledges to pilot the tech ship with ‘long-term safety’ as her compass. Let the popcorn-munching begin!

“Brain implants aren’t gizmos for weather updates, folks—they let us control tech with our minds. Fancy yourself superhuman? Darren Lipomi of UC San Diego does!”

When engaging AI in banter, brace for laughter or horror, as it often scrambles for safety with statistically probable, yet sometimes troublingly inaccurate predictions.

Your futuristic AI gadget isn’t nifty, it’s brimming with dangerous potential—like a Pandora’s box of privacy issues—unless attached to some human common sense.

With this undercover AI, DeCart keeps us riveted not with traditional tricks but with real-time, live-streaming of the world, filtered through its own peculiar digital lens.

Roblox, in its latest security game, deploys AI to scan teen video-selfies to verify age, a move seen by some as an over-the-top data-nut-cracking bulldozer.