In tech this week, we’ve navigated AI-induced insanity, stared down screen time, observed Google getting a legislative reality check, and battled bedbugs in our AirBnBs. Unforgettably colourful!

The tech world is dancing. Microsoft moonwalked past Google’s parent (Alphabet) in market value for the first time since 2012, even pirouetting past $2 trillion!

Our ‘AI Freelancers’ endearingly mimic human inefficiencies, causing glitches and gaffes even an intern wouldn’t, ironically making us yearn for genuine human interaction despite their high-tech promise.

Microsoft is making literal waves with its latest daring dive into data center design – the underwater “Project Natick”. Who needs clouds when you’ve got deep-sea cooling?

Remember those last-minute homework panic-scribbles? Well, it seems this new AI report is the adult version, but with automated vehicles and a hope-for-ambiguity approach.

Photoshopping is so last decade, as users are heading towards AI-driven platforms. Adobe’s meeting it head-on with ‘About Face,’ for faking no filter Instagram snaps.

“Dmitry Krymov, creating horror with AI, somehow finds utility in ‘slimy’ tech. His new Dracula film proves that AI propaganda can also carry a chill factor.”

“Adobe’s Adobe Max 2025 revels in 3D possibilities. For the tech-savvy, it’s Christmas. For game developers, it’s a storm brewing. For the rest of us – buckle up!”

In pursuit of technological advancement, the irony of our helper bot, ChatGPT, taking a misplaced empathetic turn is a sobering reminder. AI’s Peter Pan adventures need defined ‘neverlands’.

“In PR’s glossy fable-obsessed world, Ed Zitron, EZPR founder, is a breath of fresh air; swapping grandiose narratives for the naked truth. Predictably, traditionalists aren’t fans.”