Young tech magician, Palmer Luckey, is turning Trump’s vision AI-real, throwing in surveillance drones for flavor. Anduril’s cooking up a billion-dollar ‘arsenal’. Relax, it’s not Skynet…yet.
OpenAI’s caution over its ChatGPT, due its ninja-like precision with text, reminds us of a bashful prom date; lots of potential, but a bit too stage-shy.”
“Even the Olympic pool isn’t safe from AI’s reach. Athletes and coaches are now diving headfirst into the tech tide for a performance as seamless as Michael Phelps’ butterfly!”
“Curtain rises: OpenAI’s great leadership ‘exit-stravaganza’; does it enhance the plot or foretell a shaky block? Save your tickets, folks. The AI roller coaster ride isn’t over!”
Get ready for Tech-Olympics as Elon Musk, the Tony Stark of reality, files an audacious lawsuit against OpenAI’s captain, Sam Altman, for alleged unclear AGI dealings.
Once a humble conference tool, Zoom has rapidly become the ubiquitous scroll of lockdown diary dates. Yet, Zoom’s recent AI flirtations suggest it visions itself as more than just the go-to for an office karaoke night.
“Argentina, taking a ‘Minority Report’ spin by using AI to predict future crimes. Privacy concerns? Absolutely. Thriller-worthy scenario? Certainly. Consequences? Only time will tell.”
With Olympic spirit, Google’s ad, flaunting its job-stealing AI, failed to stick the landing. Cue privacy fears and public outcry. Google’s response? Pull the ad. Tough crowd.
“AI researchers throw papers and code around like celebratory confetti, excitingly as they build our future. Yet, open-sourcing AI safety research? Not so confetti-casual. Cue: Center for AI Safety.”
In 2024, tech companies seemed to face a reality check – a costly faux pas for metaverse startups, misguided AI platforms, and suddenly generous tech behemoths.
