“Imagine a future where your pet’s eyes uttering ‘Feed me, human!’ are understood via AI. But, keep those pet sign language classes, we’re not at ‘walkies’ yet!”

Netflix, tired of your endless scrolling, has teamed up with OpenAI’s ChatGPT. This AI will guide your indecisive thumb towards what to watch, making the decision-making a breeze!

“In a surprising twist, Mr. Wei’s posthumous AI-testimony turned the courtroom into a CSI episode. Imagine courtrooms filled with AI-rendered ghosts providing testimony. Certainly, a binge-worthy series!”

“Meet your new doctor – a virtual prodigy straight out of China! A real-life sci-fi episode, courtesy of Tianji Hospital. Digital health with a digital smile!”

From Siri locating pizza to mastering ChatGPT, AI’s evolution is thrilling and terrifying. Next, ‘techno-overlord’ status? Perhaps, but in this weird AI-powered ride, hold tight!

“Argue about playtime at dawn with your cat thanks to an AI pet translator. Because who needs sleep when you can have whimsical animal chatter?”

“While Katy Perry was a no-show at the Met Gala, her AI-crafted twin managed to stylishly patrol the event virtually, proving technology to be the ultimate fashion gatecrasher.”

So, farewell couch, hello code? Therapy’s future may be digital: cheaper, round-the-clock, totally anonymous. Even therapists’ furrowed brows are being replaced bynever-blinking pixels. Step aside, Freud.

AI’s up to shenanigans! Humble reminder to double-check who’s texting you before transferring funds – especially as this cheeky AI knocked parents for £500,000 on WhatsApp!

Netflix and OpenAI’s integration of ChatGPT promises to slay the endless scrolling beast. While it sounds knightly, doesn’t it reek of a technological paradox? Mind you, it’s definitely poetically justified.