OpenAI’s CTO Mira Murati Bids Adieu in a Plot Twist!
“OpenAI bids adieu to its green-thumbed tech whiz, CTO Mira Murati, leaving tech Sherlocks sleuthing for subtext in her LinkedIn valediction. The suspense is almost organically palpable!”
Meta’s Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Acquire a Fresh Set of Comical AI Capabilities
Now this, folks, is futuristic fashion. The Meta smart glasses are not just chic—they shoot photos, play music, take calls and obey your voice commands. It’s fabulously tech-tastic!
Meta Unveils Llama 3.2—AI Now Talks Back with a Twist!
Get ready for a robot conversation that doesn’t sound robotic at all. Thanks to ‘Voice ID’, Meta Platforms’ latest brainchild, Alexa’s going to sound like a talkative toaster.
“Paid Users Rejoice: OpenAI Unleashes ChatGPT’s Voice Assistant in a Grand Rollout!”
“After years of anxious drumming, OpenAI’s voice assistant feature, a medley of innovative sophistication, finally graces premium users. Say hello to the future, today!”
Unleashing the Power: This New Open Source AI Model Might Just Turbocharge Your AI Agents – And It’s Seriously Clever!
Welcome to computer science’s frontier. Here, AI monarchs like Google’s GPT-3 may reign, but their thrones may be shakier than you think. Enter stage: Molmo.
“Thailand Cloud & Datacenter Convention 2024: Energizing Thailand’s Leap into the Digital Realm!”
Compared to pad Thai, Thailand’s Cloud Data Center Convention of 2024 could be a surprising dish on the digital menu of Southeast Asian powerhouses!
Leverage Zoom’s AI Sidekick for Witty Meeting Summaries and Note-taking!
“Zoom, the pandemic’s best friend, longs to invade our after-work hours too. Remember work-life balance? Too bad. Say hello to Zoom App—your not-at-all intimidating AI coworker!”
“UAE’s AI Dreams on Comedy Central: Will They Survive the White House Examination?”
Ready to charm the White House with dashing AI plans, the UAE conducts its tech-savvy symphony. The catch? Proving the hype isn’t just smoke and mirrors.
Experimenting with Brain-Tracking Headphones Promising Heightened Focus: A Humorous Encounter
Unleashing a sci-fi reality, Openwater’s tech tool curiously merges mind over matter with digital control, effortlessly sending emails and making Uber calls – all by the power of thought.
“Open Source Initiative Locks Horns with Meta over the Definition of ‘Open’ AI – A Comedic Saga!”
In a classic case of corporate miscommunication, Meta’s controversial redefinition of ‘open AI’ is getting a stern linguistic rebuke from the Open Source Initiative.