“Curtain rises: OpenAI’s great leadership ‘exit-stravaganza’; does it enhance the plot or foretell a shaky block? Save your tickets, folks. The AI roller coaster ride isn’t over!”

Get ready for Tech-Olympics as Elon Musk, the Tony Stark of reality, files an audacious lawsuit against OpenAI’s captain, Sam Altman, for alleged unclear AGI dealings.

Once a humble conference tool, Zoom has rapidly become the ubiquitous scroll of lockdown diary dates. Yet, Zoom’s recent AI flirtations suggest it visions itself as more than just the go-to for an office karaoke night.

“Argentina, taking a ‘Minority Report’ spin by using AI to predict future crimes. Privacy concerns? Absolutely. Thriller-worthy scenario? Certainly. Consequences? Only time will tell.”

With Olympic spirit, Google’s ad, flaunting its job-stealing AI, failed to stick the landing. Cue privacy fears and public outcry. Google’s response? Pull the ad. Tough crowd.

“AI researchers throw papers and code around like celebratory confetti, excitingly as they build our future. Yet, open-sourcing AI safety research? Not so confetti-casual. Cue: Center for AI Safety.”

In 2024, tech companies seemed to face a reality check – a costly faux pas for metaverse startups, misguided AI platforms, and suddenly generous tech behemoths.

“Laurie Locascio’s warning: ditch your smartphones for the AI future, or be ready to view these devices as an archaic buggy from the shelves of irrelevant history.”

Roll up, folks! The EU’s Artificial Intelligence Act is here – pioneering AI regulations with charm and a tagline promising ‘transparency and human oversight’. Quintessential nanny state, globally witnessed.

Kudos to Meta for besting itself with the superhuman, SAM-2! More insights, less data, and outpacing its elder – the true definition of a tech prodigy!