When Silicon Valley’s AI magic is humming, California’s lawmakers seem set on dancing the Hokey Pokey—two steps forward, three steps back into regulatory ambiguity.

“Companion, the new wearable AI pendant, aims to be a ‘friend’ who plans your day. Forget privacy concerns, now your neckwear can snoop – with local only listening!”

In an unforeseen twist, the “popular kid” of bureaucracy, The US Department of Commerce, tries a ‘Scenic Route’, endorsing open AI models and idea exchange. It’s like witnessing a governmental waltz!

With the launch of AI@Meta, Mark your calendars, tech-enthusiasts! Brace yourselves, as social media may soon guess not just your favourite colour, but your breakfast too!

Caught amidst AI’s potential for panacea and eye-watering costs, OpenAI sits in a satirically comedic bind: leading the future or breaking the bank? Quite the costly conundrum, indeed!

“Ever the pot-stirrer, Musk uses AI to jest at politics, humming in harmony with his insistence on the darker potential of advancing AI technology.”

Hollywood meets Silicon Valley in a war of voices as SAG-AFTRA goes on stake, leaving AI-powered video games in a mechanical lurch. The union’s demands? Fair play and pay!

“AI-hit wonder: tech geniuses shocked as AI models fluff lines when trained on AI-generated data. Guess we’re not quite ready for world domination just yet!”

Y Combinator, the startup-whisperer behind Airbnb and Dropbox, is slinging a new spell – multiplying open-source AI projects. Buckle up as they slip this cat out of the bag.

With OpenAI’s pivot to SearchGPT, previous interactions are passé! Get your query served fresh, not reheated from past conversations. Top notch job, OpenAI, keep ’em coming!