Brace for impact, GPT-5 is here, promising near-human text and dialogue – a disruptive wrinkle in AI’s facade. Skepticism aside, it’s a roller coaster worth watching!

As AI infiltrates all, age verification struggles to adapt. Cue facial recognition, a pub doorman substitute, and AI deepfakes bouncer. Oh, the joy of tech outwitting itself!

“Picture Biden, balancing duties of office with digesting a mythical AI report; a compelling jigsaw of potential and peril. Unfortunately, it remains elusive as a unicorn.”

The OpenAI’s digital armada has a new addition, GPT-3, an AI text-writing power-house, who’s stepping in to aid federal workers with data requests, while potentially revamping our work future.

“Candidates turn to the wizardry of AI for voter insights during elections. Yet, its omnipresence is a double-edged sword—impressive, possibly intrusive. The future, indeed, is fascinating!”

Amid technology’s ongoing tussle with crafty cyber pirates, a nefarious new trend emerges: ‘meeting-bombing’, where Google’s reliable calendar notifications become the latest ally of these digital scallywags.

Who knew ‘Armageddon-by-button’ could become passé! Now we merrily ponder glorified smart machines deciding humanity’s fate. Truly, mankind’s humour is as dark as its plumes of mushroom clouds.

Navigating business data growth is like stuffing a Christmas turkey into skinny jeans. But now, MIT and Cloudian enter our digital Armageddon promising infinite storage capabilities.

OpenAI, playing Santa, takes a shock U-turn, laying out their. AI jewels for scrutiny. Game-changing? You bet. Brace for a tech showdown, folks!

“Celebrating Claude, the worm-brained AI, who held the unique honor of both living and dying in San Francisco – a feat that even eludes many humans.”