“Meta is developing AI for better human-like conversation. Perhaps soon we’ll wake up to Siri pontificating on quantum physics over our morning coffee.”

“AI is like a dog on a skateboard: an entertaining novelty, but lacking understanding. It’s a linguistic parrot, an amicable gender-biased illusion, a fascinating but empty echo.”

AI’s promise of cost efficiency has turned from barely breaking the piggy bank to a pricey burden – much like ending up at a pricy death metal concert unexpectedly.

Disney and Universal are in courtroom brawl with folks who long to hit pause on their enchanting roller-coasters for, unbelievably, a loo break!

Our revered AI turns out to be a toddler in disguise. It fusses over ‘cat’ identification, requiring human hand-holding. Enter DeepMind’s self-learning brainchild, RLØ—minus crying and diaper changes.

Ever wondered where the party’s at? Apparently, in the world of artificial intelligence, where brainiacs are jazzing up the complex realm of AI by hosting ‘risk parties.’

Galaxies, black holes, dark energy – big cosmic words. But, AI is the new universe whisperer, reading space constellations like a bedtime fairytale. Goodnight stars, hello data.

While OpenAI’s ‘GPT-3’ took a swing at interpreting LA’s protest scene, it instead served up a steaming side of misinformation, leaving some to question AI’s role in political discourse.

“At WWDC 2021, Apple didn’t just show off shiny gadgets. It was AI and Machine Learning, the unsung heroes, that truly stole the spotlight this time.”

“Welcome to the future where the survival of AI is less ‘Survival of the Fittest’ and more ‘Survival of the Wittiest.’ May the best bot-jokester win!”