“Adorably presumptuous, the Oura Ring not only measures life-signs but doles out lifestyle advice, making you feel like you’re wearing a slice of the future on your finger.”

“OpenAI, Elon Musk’s brainchild, seals a shiny deal with the giant Amazon, leaving Google with nothing but an existential crisis and a lemony broth of rejection.”

MIT to the AI-education rescue! Picture superheroes equipping K-12 schools with a roadmap across the labyrinth of AI, emphasizing its role in future jobs and societal ethics.

Buckle up for a pixel-packed journey as lifeless machines invade real estate! But should we hand over the keys to AI or courageously clutch onto them?

MIT’s J-WAFS has the techy task of saving nature using AI. With Prof. Wood and grad student Gandhi piloting Project Cybele, eco-warriors never looked this geeky!

“To the enigmatic, reticent CAPTCHA puzzles, fought bots bravely, forced humans to squint yet outsmarted! Farewell, you were bizarrely loved. Long live the paradox of progress!”

Well, dear old MIT’s CSAIL is outsmarting us again, levelling up problem-solving with a spritely tool called ABSYNTH. Quite the algorithmic Swiss army knife!

“Meta’s embroiled in a rather piquant pickle – moonlighting as educational researchers on risqué websites to train their AI. Judicious use of popcorn advised.”

“Del Toro’s monster fandom takes a hit at the thought of AI replicating his craft. Art’s soul, he posits, can’t be coded—even by the brainiest neural network.”

In tech this week, we’ve navigated AI-induced insanity, stared down screen time, observed Google getting a legislative reality check, and battled bedbugs in our AirBnBs. Unforgettably colourful!