OpenAI’s sparkly new GPT-3.5-Turbo: promising to sort emails and code, and tackle text with a human-like panache—hopefully without stealing your privacy. Hold onto your hats!

Armed with savvy simplicity, Google Pixel 5 steps onto the smartphone scene with a refreshing unwillingness to spar with flashy rivals iPhone 11 and Galaxy S20!

OpenAI, the poster child for transparency in AI, has decided to stop sharing all its research. It’s like a dog realizing its tail is also a distraction.

Here’s to the International Broadcast Centre, the unsung Olympic hero, where artificial intelligence and caffeine-fuelled tech wizards conjure broadcasting magic for a billion eager screen gazers.

“Malware, like the scarier-than-horror-flick, synthetic cancer worm, sneer at our cybersecurity measures while hosting a wild party in our tech-saturated lives. Welcome to the monster-filled, AI era!”

“In a plot twist worthy of their cartoons, Disney Animation Studios has been robbed of internal data by the ironically-named ‘Data Pirates’, signaling the alarm on Disney’s AI data acquisition.”

“Trading space races for AI domination, Trump’s tech-savvy allies are fashioning America’s digital frontier. Translation? AI victory, wrapped in the star-spangled banner.”

Strapping on AI goggles to peek into kids’ brains for clues about their gender? Intriguing, yes. Full of potential minefields? Absolutely. Proceed with caution, science!

“Tech titans Microsoft, Nvidia, and Apple are gobbling up talent and data in a bid for supremacy, risking public trust. Now there’s an eyebrow-raising business model.”

“Ever wanted a robot DJ? Watch out for artificial intelligence, soon to be dictating your mood swings and unearthing your guilty pleasure songs!”