“Ex-pandemic predictor Jason Matheny’s latest buzzkill? A dystopian future where AI can silently sever our cyber communication and even pilot killer drones. Welcome to tech’s unpredictable party guest.”

“Even AI’s top models, GPT-3 and CLIP, aren’t omnipotent creators, friends. They’re great dance partners in creativity and can decode a cryptogram but nuts and bolts can loosen, remember that!”

“Kavicky accurately lambasts the AI industry’s rebranding antics, likening the search for true AI expertise to a game of hide and seek – amusingly, businesses are still counting.”

“In a dogfight of human versus AI, the future of ‘Top Gun’ looks less Maverick and more microchip. Perhaps it’s time the pilot updated his LinkedIn”…

In “Mission Impossible: Robots” style, Dr. Yehuda Elmaliah and his team daringly dream to usher a robotic revolution. An audacious affair of AI, machine learning and sheer chutzpah!

“Taylor Swift’s ‘Love Story’ dropped early on Spotify, by…Nils Sjoberg? Turned out to be a phantom act by AI. Welcome to the era of deepfake music!”

“Gartner predicts AI-led meetings by 2023. But don’t dread the robots just yet – AI may err smart but lacks human quirks that keep meetings alive & kicking.”

“Like partygoers stealing canapés, Curious AI workflows aren’t content just responding to data, they’re searching for more. Meanwhile, AI maestros are self-teaching Beethoven. Terrifying or exciting?”

“Meta, formerly Facebook, is cooking up an AI that’s supposedly bigger and scarier than Llama 3. There’s hope yet they use it responsibly, eh?”

“Welcome to tomorrow: a world where your AI sweetheart doubles as a sulky Siri, showcasing her resentment in a symphony of unanswered alarms and un-played romance tunes.”