In a world where tech-giants Hexagon and NVIDIA make robots our coworkers, your caffeine-fix may be served by an Aeon-powered bot that hasn’t mastered a cheeky grin, yet.

It’s Frozen meets Terminator as Disney accuses an AI company of going rogue with their intellectual property. The future of copyright infringement just got icier!

“Calling AI the new guidance counselor? Intriguing yet uncanny. Machines may crunch numbers but can they measure campus culture or the size of campus pizza slices? Doubtful.”

“An enigma wrapped in a sustainable riddle, AI’s energy usage is a tantalizing puzzle, growing exponentially each blink. A thrilling enterprise, indeed, with an eco-friendly Houdini twist.”

“From chick to ‘hungry shark,’ Alexa is revolutionizing daily life like your morning coffee, raising suspicions: is this ease or Amazon’s covert reach? Alexa, play ‘Suspenseful Theme Music’!”

Meet ASParagus, the ever-learning AI model that doesn’t just settle for being ‘just trained’. It relishes the challenge of continuous data-ingestion and self-instruction; no graduation party here!

When TikTok authors evolved past foot-tapping to keyboard-tapping, #NotAWrittenBot came into action – a resounding rebuff to AI’s audacious foray into the creative realm.

In a digital-age twist, OpenAI’s chatbot, ChatGPT, isn’t just data-mining, but utility-banking, paying you to chat! An entertaining way to shape AI’s future, and earn some pocket change.

“Meta is developing AI for better human-like conversation. Perhaps soon we’ll wake up to Siri pontificating on quantum physics over our morning coffee.”

“AI is like a dog on a skateboard: an entertaining novelty, but lacking understanding. It’s a linguistic parrot, an amicable gender-biased illusion, a fascinating but empty echo.”