Marvel at this AI age, where the sobbing, shouting customer is translated to crisp facts. This super-powered tech therapist is a harmonious backup singer for call centre chaos!

Big Brother commuting edition: seven cameras per car. Algorithms tally passengers, spy empty seats, and deduce moods from faces. Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster of rails!

Amidst the dance of EU data and AI, Meta sashays around privacy regulations, donning a shiny new ‘anonymization’ cape. Popcorn, anyone? Another thrilling dance-off awaits!

Is AI a tech genius or a needy toddler? Both. It’s impressive as a board game prodigy but wilts without extensive computing power – a photonic-chips-prince yet promised.

Apple’s impressive journey to the Trillion Dollar Club reveals one secret to success: peddling intelligence. Trailing behind the likes of Siri and Google, we all stand to learn.

“In 2014, Calico researchers realized that traditional methods faltered before massive medical records. Undeterred, they courted the then-underrated, machine learning to decode the secret of human longevity.”

The dazzling attempt of AI translating a popular book series, humorously manages to incite laughter while exposing how human creativity eludes technology. Beware adventurous AI, winter is coming!

Google arriving at the AI-soiree dressed in Bing’s “yesterday” outfit reveals a surprising twist in the dance of tech giants – an AI-advertising waltz led, first, by humble Bing.

“The irony of Department of Defence’s gift of the internet as a catalyst for digital democracy is as unpredictable as a toddler’s scribble becoming art!”

In this epoch where tech dictates miracles, even Pope Francis sermonizes AI’s ethical use. Perhaps techno-titans need this divine intervention to shift from profit to global good.