Our infant quantum neuron, not even fully equipped, left us red-faced scoring in the top 0.5% of an AI exam, unaided. The machines rise begins…even unoptimized.

Harness your disbelief, AI is making house-calls to healthcare! From sifting patient history to enhancing treatment, it’s a virtual Dr. Watson aiding, not replacing our physicians!

“Captain Obvious” alert – even society’s fringe-dwellers, like sex workers, want their voices heard on AI policy. Astonishing, right? So, let’s apply a dash of empathy here.

The UN’s tech lab’s report on AI—a commendable act! Equally thrilling and perturbing—after all, who’s defining and steering this bonanza? Definitely a job for coffee and aspirin lovers!

“So, AI doesn’t just open film-set doors or star as villains. It’s securing an offscreen role helping Hollywood become data-driven. Stay tuned! Let’s hope it leaves sequels to humans.”

“ChatGPT, an AI love child of OpenAI, has brought personality to bots; it’s witty, interactive, and even dishes out odd quirks, blurring lines between artificial and real interactions.”

Join the future where humans and AIs engage in a monumental tug-of-war for spotlight on YouTube. Brace for the Brain vs Brainchild of Modern Tech showdown.

Changing minds on conspiracy theories? Cambridge researchers are putting chatbots to the test, delivering a blend of artificial intelligence and psychotherapy. Welcome to the future of debunking, ladies and gents!

AI: empowering teens to bamboozle teachers, swamp classmates, and outwit parents, oh my! Props for creativity, but maybe it’s time for a chat about responsible AI use?

“Promising ‘openness’, OpenAI serves users a soup of rules, sometimes ironically undemocratic. Think strict school principal, only it’s wielding an AI-instead of a ruler!”