“AI is poised to stir the online advertising soup, a dab hand in the kitchen of political leanings, but beware, too much digital-know-it-all may oversalt the broth.”

“Feeling like an omniscient eye watches you seems less like fun and more a potential privacy foul, even at a sports stadium.”

Juggling AI project proposals with students’ queries, Prof. Schmidt of UBC turns morning emails into an unpredictable jamboree – who knew academia could seem so adventurous.

Behold the Google Pixel 9 – an innovative stalker, and your personal paparazzo! Smart enough to be your psuedo assistant, but arguable if it’s more nosy than savvy.

AI’s grown ambitions! No longer fetch-and-carry bots, they’re now aiming to build tennis courts. On your marks, folks—the Red Team Contest is on. Can science fiction become fact?

Mixing fashion and AI, OpenAI and Condé Nast partner up to birth machine learning initiatives. A tech prom instead of couture-clad robots! Revolutionary or ‘meh’? Let’s see!

“Anthropics, facing a lawsuit from authors over its AI, Claude, trained on pirated books, becomes an ironic sci-fi, stealing creativity to teach mimicry to the unsuspecting Claude.”

Condé Nast teams up with Elon Musk-backed OpenAI, not to replace creative minds but to automate menial copy-editing tasks. Welcome to the “robot assistant era.”

“Enter deepfakes: a technological fun house where AI mimics reality and leaves viewers both delightedly dumbfounded and justifiably anxious. Life’s a hoot, isn’t it?”

Just as our phones, fridges, and vacuums got boring, AI decided to take on diagnosing infant autism—with a rather applaudable 80% accuracy rate, no less!