Lost amidst Alaskan wilderness with only an ankle sprain for company? Fret not, because technology has got you covered! Welcome to ‘Where’s Waldo’, tech-reality edition, featuring AI-enabled, laser-equipped drones.

“Loving your AI-summary shortcuts? Apparently, they might leave you as clueless as a dry chicken kale salad trying to masquerade as a three-course feast!”

Meta’s video-understanding AI: a game changer reducing computation; for telepresence, filmmaking or autonomous cars training. Let’s hope self-aware robots aren’t part of the package.

With all due respect, can we un-kill APIs? As tech progress, they adapt, not die. Let’s celebrate evolution, not prematurely declare digital demise.

Meet Canvas, OpenAI’s newest plaything for software engineers, offering legible code suggestions. It’s a diligent, if not perfect, assistant poised to revolutionize the future of technology.

Embrace the quirky evolution of surveillance with Rekor Systems. Transforming snooze-inducing drives into covert intel-gathering missions, your bumper stickers are not just decoration; they’re potential informers. Happy commuting!

Move over academics, here’s Sundai – a poetic comp sci aficionado. She’s not only conquering the AI titan GPT3, but also inciting a chatbot revolution.

AI software like Google and OpenAI’s ‘NotebookLM’ has us on the brink of a world where machines not only make coffee but might debug your pesky code too.

Busy OpenAI launches real-time API, sprucing their capabilities not just for speed but for user-centric functionality, keeping developers knee-deep in their groundbreaking, high-tech universe.

“Microsoft’s CoPilot, a vision in Windows Office, aligns emotional labor into office hours – a brainier, less annoying Clippy mindful of BBQ plans’ privacy.”