OpenAI Rolls Out the Welcome Mat for New Boardroom Mavericks!
Sam Altman and Adam D’Angelo join OpenAI’s board, bringing insights and experience to their mission: making sure AGI doesn’t just benefit the elite or turn dystopian.
Innocence Prevails: Sam Altman Gracefully Reoccupies His Throne at OpenAI Post-Investigation Clearance
“Rebooted with a plot twist fit for soaps, tech maestro Sam Altman, having taken a brief hiatus to chase innovative dreams, returns as OpenAI’s Chairman. Stay tuned!”
“Performance Evaluation Wrapped Up, Altman and Brockman Will Keep Steering the OpenAI Ship!”
“Like a steadfast ship, OpenAI sails on under the familiar captaincy of Altman & Brockman—clearly, change is a dish best served… never? Here’s to continuity!”
“Sunshine State Middle Schoolers In Hot Water for Alleged High-Tech Prank Involving Classmates”
“In essence, advancements aren’t always a bed of tech roses; sometimes, they’re deepfake thorns prickling at personal privacy, reminding us of our ‘advanced’ future’s chilling reality.”
Scientists Crack Language Learning Models with Creative Use of ASCII Art in Prompts: A Break-Out Comedy of Errors
In a humorous, yet concerning development, researchers can ‘jailbreak’ language models using ASCII art, prompting an important, and potentially hilarious, conversation on AI security measures.
DAI#29 – The Scent of Artificial Intelligence, Defeat of GPT-4, and Copilot’s Divine Complex!
Well, the acclaimed GPT-4 lost its top-dog image to an underdog, ComprehendIt. OpenAI’s model adopts a God complex while another AI discerns smells. What an AI-sy rollercoaster!
How Elon Musk and Sam Altman Converted their Fright into Fun with OpenAI Creation
“A paperclip Armageddon, courtesy of a possessed AI? That’s Musk’s and Altman’s fervent fear. The solution? OpenAI, an AI-saving organization on the hunt for rogue digital assistants.”
Microsoft and Google in a Jovial Joust: AI-related Insider Controversies Abound!
“Tech giants Google and Microsoft, while racing for AI dominance, seem to be bungling their way through, causing some well-deserved feather ruffling and keyboard clacking!”
Google’s GenAI Bots Hit a Rough Patch, and the Humans Aren’t Far Behind!
“The ‘Gadget Lab’ gurus critique Apple’s shiny new M1-powered gear. Ditching pretenses, they wittily dissect the genius and the gaffes. Goodbye Intel, hello Silicon Valley puns!”
Scholars Band Together in Humorous Twist, Signing Open Letter in Favor of Autonomous AI Assessments
Our AI brainiacs swapped coding for composing, advocating not for free java but something juicier – independent audits of AI systems, this move is more spaghetti fork over spaghetti.