In an era of digital doppelgängers, plucking books off virtual shelves may get tricky. Here’s a taste of artificially authored absurdity—like gathering leaves, and calling it a forest!

With former Pakistan PM Imran Khan’s digital twin now holding the mic, we’ve left political drama behind for an “I, Robot” reboot – press-conference edition.

“A match made in AI heaven? Not anymore! G42 reevaluates its partnerships amidst global watchful eyes. Profit-seeking? Old story! Global responsibility is the new catchphrase, apparently.”

“Elon Musk’s latest venture? Teaching a robot manners. Meet GPT-3, the AI chatbot aiming for human-like charm and an overachiever in ethical etiquette.”

“In a standoff between Team Humans and Team AI, humans triumph with their emotional intelligence while AI baffles with its inability to understand a punchline.”

“Investing in artificial intelligence, London Underground will monitor 19 stations with AI cameras. Aimed to improve crowd control, this experimental surveillance hopes to ensure smoother journeys during peak times.”

Altman’s trillions-worth AI plan seems audacious and far-fetched, but then, his dictionary doesn’t contain the word ‘impossible’. Bring on the game-changing smart chips!

Get ready to buckle up and let AI take the wheel of coding, while ethical quandaries ride shotgun. Introducing GitHub Copilot – the audacious offspring of AI.

“The audacious AI, without hesitation, creates masterpieces, blending Van Gogh’s starry night with Warhol’s pop art. Choking human creativity or simply zigzagging creativity’s milieu?”

The London Underground: Prepping for your gaze’s liaison with AI surveillance. A dizzying blur of history meets dystopia, thanks to ‘site documents’. Watch your commute turn ‘1984’ real!