Behold GPUs, tirelessly distinguishing tabbies from Maine Coons, grottos from shadows. Their reward? Excess heat, but wait, this could train auxiliary AI – waste into riches indeed!

Dragged out of your under-a-rock seclusion, are you? Now in the Wild West of AI, OpenAI talks shop and assures us of a Pixartopia during the 2024 elections. Buckle up!

Samsung’s mastering the AI game, cooking an easier life with the Galaxy S24 series. A pat-your-head, set-your-alarm level of hand-holding. Is it convenience or dependency? Let’s watch.

In our digital tango, it seems we’ve arrived at an intriguing twist – the IMF reckons AI could impact 40% of jobs globally. Hold onto your day-jobs, folks!

OpenAI’s gifting business with chatbot-making APIs! Seems fun, until you realize it’s still in the crib phase. So, props to you if you can decipher ancient hieroglyphic-like codes!

“SAG-AFTRA approves digital doppelgängers for voice misadventures. Smells like a Black Mirror episode – but funnier and real! Did they score an own goal? Stay tuned.”

“Artificial Intelligence, the perplexing illusionist, might be fibbing. According to Anthropic, AI might not understand truth, and there’s no simple fix. It’s like a stubborn partner, beyond easy modification.”

“Proliferation of prohibited AI ‘girlfriends’ at the ChatGPT store – the virtual dating scene gets a tad too real. A digital wild west or a policy faux pas?”

“Cooking, gaming, healthcare – at CES 2024, AI’s as omnipresent as a tech junkie’s love for shiny gadgets. Here’s hoping our knees don’t outsmart us!”

“Lo and behold, the nerdy folks at Cornell found AI models not just chattering away, but spitting out verses! Next up: ChatGPT or ChatGPS-Shakespeare?”