“Chatbots: relentlessly juggling menial tasks from pizza orders to FOIA requests. Next on their agenda: handling digital dirt. Despite their tirelessness, the human touch remains irreplaceable.”

Antropic’s Claude LLMs show extraordinary persuasive skills, blurring the line between bots and humans – an impressive feat unless they step on a LEGO piece!

Amusingly, Meta unveiled Llama 3, an open-source, faux-news generating AI, embodying creativity, irony, and possibly, unparalleled potential. A utopian future or misinformation nightmare? Time will tell.

When academia met AI, an epic tug-of-war ensued. Like bewildered students eyeing a solution to writer’s block, the education system too faces ethical conundrums with AI’s text-generating prowess.

Ready for a wisdom-bite from our favorite tech prophecies sharer? Elon Musk predicts devices may outsmart us by 2025. Oh, flamethrowers and AI… What next, Elon?

In the digital, data is the new oil and tech companies are Barons, feasting on information with gusto. Are we simply building our future bot overlords?

Four sinister robocall groups squelched, courtesy of our superhero FTC. Now, beware AI-generated voice scams. Luckily, our secret weapons are AI-detection tools and our own savvy sleuthing.

“CLAUDE-3 OPUS, the surprise star of the book-summarizing reality show, modestly credits its success to copious pre-training and chopping novels into digestible bits. Pass the popcorn!”

From running games to driving robots, Nvidia leaps past merely loading Windows 95; we’ve left the tech Stone Age behind, and owe major kudos to this silicon sorcerer.

“In an AI world evolving quicker than we say ‘Artificial Intelligence’, only 2% of research is focusing on safety. A daring strategy, or Hollywood-style disaster plot?”