New Jersey, the underdog of US states, is trading in Springsteen for Silicon, stepping up its tech game with a $500 million innovation hub plan!

DeepMind’s AlphaProof, a clever AI linguist with a math fetish, devours equations and proofs, but don’t hail it the next Pythagoras. It’s still mastering the final exam.

“Alibaba’s audacious blend of tech and traditional security at the Olympics showcased ‘Cloud Pin’, a fusion of facial recognition and AI – a futuristic spin on safety!”

With billions poured into a metaverse vision, Meta Platforms still stumbles over age-old AI problems. Like a high school sophomore in Algebra II, they gaffe — spectacularly.

“Ladies and gents, Toyota and Stanford have decided self-drifting Supras are the answer to unpredictable driving scenarios, all while making it feel like America’s Got Talent on wheels.”

The Senate’s captivated by OpenAI and a whistleblower’s claims of AI anarchy. It’s a Hollywood-style plot twist, without the popcorn. The hunt for AI safety protocols has begun.

AI’s rise in gaming is quite the plot twist, taking over development jobs and even guiding design. Game on, folks – may the odds favor creativity.

“In a twist of events, Google’s AI is predicting weather faster than we can say ‘partly cloudy.’ Meteorologists, buckle up; it’s a stormy forecast for you!”

In the puzzling world of AI, our beloved language-learning models (LLMs) show an unusual preference towards past tense prompts, making them ‘selectively attentive’ – brilliant oddballs indeed!

“If AI gulps Python code with a hint of anxiety, it apparently makes them formidable & ‘natural’. Next, let’s include tardiness and double-dipping. Now that’s ‘natural’ indeed!”