With Olympic spirit, Google’s ad, flaunting its job-stealing AI, failed to stick the landing. Cue privacy fears and public outcry. Google’s response? Pull the ad. Tough crowd.

“AI researchers throw papers and code around like celebratory confetti, excitingly as they build our future. Yet, open-sourcing AI safety research? Not so confetti-casual. Cue: Center for AI Safety.”

In 2024, tech companies seemed to face a reality check – a costly faux pas for metaverse startups, misguided AI platforms, and suddenly generous tech behemoths.

“Laurie Locascio’s warning: ditch your smartphones for the AI future, or be ready to view these devices as an archaic buggy from the shelves of irrelevant history.”

Roll up, folks! The EU’s Artificial Intelligence Act is here – pioneering AI regulations with charm and a tagline promising ‘transparency and human oversight’. Quintessential nanny state, globally witnessed.

Kudos to Meta for besting itself with the superhuman, SAM-2! More insights, less data, and outpacing its elder – the true definition of a tech prodigy!

When Silicon Valley’s AI magic is humming, California’s lawmakers seem set on dancing the Hokey Pokey—two steps forward, three steps back into regulatory ambiguity.

“Companion, the new wearable AI pendant, aims to be a ‘friend’ who plans your day. Forget privacy concerns, now your neckwear can snoop – with local only listening!”

In an unforeseen twist, the “popular kid” of bureaucracy, The US Department of Commerce, tries a ‘Scenic Route’, endorsing open AI models and idea exchange. It’s like witnessing a governmental waltz!

With the launch of AI@Meta, Mark your calendars, tech-enthusiasts! Brace yourselves, as social media may soon guess not just your favourite colour, but your breakfast too!