Even AI’s proficiency owes a hefty debt to overworked and largely exasperated humans behind the scenes, juggling password resets and ever-evolving schedules, ironically playing the true digital heroes.

“AI and blockchain aren’t just buzzwords,” according to evangelist, Cinderella Amar. Perfect partners for our digital age, they’re the future’s big band. Skeptics? Cue slow clap.

OpenAI is opening its wallet to researchers improving its AI, a move met with less confetti and more questions about transparency, commercialization, and control.

“Circuit-board cocktails, granny tech-heads, and Big Data beach parties – welcome to ‘J on the Beach’, the ultimate seaside tech-palooza. Sun, sand, and software? Sign us up!”

“Casually lobbing around half-trillion dollar sums, Microsoft may soon have us greet MAI 1. Suddenly, Duolingo seems a steal. Can it decipher YOLO for boomers too?”

Gasps and jaw drops galore at the 8th Middle East Banking AI & Analytics Summit. AI’s now more than a buzzword—it’s banking’s future architect. Siri for loans, anyone?

Tech’s haunting revelation: It seems our bustling web has turned into a ghost town. But fear not, every bot has its master. Eureka, it’s us!

“Perhaps it’s nostalgia, but the thought of an AI acing barrel rolls in fighter jets does leave one grappling with who’s really piloting our future.”

“Liberated from geography and time, we’re ironically trapped in isolation, playing tug-of-war with technology; a buffet of connection, yet we gorge on algorithm-curated solipsism, fostering distance with each ‘like’.”

“OpenAI, our AI giant, faces a lawsuit over misinformation and a lack of stitches. The offending AI can’t or won’t mend it. Grab your popcorn.”