Despite lavish AI investments, developers still baby-sit robot toddlers, as we see massive budgets don’t guarantee autonomous performance, just a messy sci-fi movie of malfunctioning algorithms.

“In true Disney style, even predicting film success is being handed over to magic – AI, that is. Meanwhile, AI ‘worms’ are scoping the medical terrain too!”

In Silicon Valley, tech titans praise the tax benefits of Trump while their AI creations intriguingly reject him, highlighting their hypocritical rhetoric on democratic technology.

Meet GPT-4.0-mini – the small, pocket-friendly language model that packs a performance punch. The AI community could barely contain excitement over this cheap, over-achieving plaything!

OpenAI’s sparkly new GPT-3.5-Turbo: promising to sort emails and code, and tackle text with a human-like panache—hopefully without stealing your privacy. Hold onto your hats!

Armed with savvy simplicity, Google Pixel 5 steps onto the smartphone scene with a refreshing unwillingness to spar with flashy rivals iPhone 11 and Galaxy S20!

OpenAI, the poster child for transparency in AI, has decided to stop sharing all its research. It’s like a dog realizing its tail is also a distraction.

Here’s to the International Broadcast Centre, the unsung Olympic hero, where artificial intelligence and caffeine-fuelled tech wizards conjure broadcasting magic for a billion eager screen gazers.

“Malware, like the scarier-than-horror-flick, synthetic cancer worm, sneer at our cybersecurity measures while hosting a wild party in our tech-saturated lives. Welcome to the monster-filled, AI era!”

“In a plot twist worthy of their cartoons, Disney Animation Studios has been robbed of internal data by the ironically-named ‘Data Pirates’, signaling the alarm on Disney’s AI data acquisition.”