“Let’s be real – AI’s not all about apocalyptic takeover. Truthfully, it’s just smarter apps taking over our work lives, and we couldn’t be happier about it!”

“Cryptocurrency, once deemed a dark web darling, is being tamed by AI sheriffs. Scandalous online activities meet your nightmare: digital trails that refuse to fade!”

“AI isn’t just aligning code, it’s bot-rocking the music industry. Hearing songs sans strumming, singing humans but algorithms? Quite a new encore. DJ, play some artificially intelligent symphonies!”

Our intriguing AI ‘Oppenheimer moment’: an ethical tightrope, a tantalizing sci-fi flick, and hopefully, with robust regulations, not an apocalyptic blockbuster. Keep those hats on tight, folks!

Welcome to the tech version of musical chairs, where Prabhakar navigates from Silicon Valley to DC- a blend of public service, bureaucracy, and innovation. High stakes, huge tasks!

“Google’s ‘Gecko Benchmark’ is the Kate Moss of AI image creators – trailblazing, glamorous, and raising the height of the runway with groundbreaking fairness metrics!”

In true human vs AI irony, Harvard and MIT researchers have unveiled ‘GLTR’, a tool that noses out text dictated by AI, a defiant hitch in the perfect prose of machine learning.

“Chuckles aside, marvel as GPT2, the highbrow chatbot, masterfully processes natural language – mimicking human-style wit. Feels familiar? Well, genius reinvents; so they say in tech town.”

Engaging with the world responsibly, we’ve partnered with Financial Times to demystify AI, aiming to transform technobabble into easy-to-understand content for ‘us ordinary folks’. Breathtaking, right? Welcome to the future!

“In a plot-twist, the upcoming AI Safety Summit seems overshadowed by conspicuous absences as big industry names opt for hide-and-seek over intellectual firework displays.”