“DeepMind Research Reveals Deep Fakes as the Reigning Champs of AI Misuse”
Emerging deep from DeepMind’s brain, revealing 70% of deep fake creators play dirty pool, while 4% just josh around. The digital realm is a tad too murky, don’t you think?
EvolutionaryScale’s ESM3: The Punchline in the Joke of Biological Generative Modeling
Artificial intelligence marries biology in our thrilling new rom-com! Spoon-feed ESM3, your friendly genome genie, and watch biological predictions unfold. Embrace the AI revolution, biologists— it’s here to stay!
“Scientists Having a ‘Blast’ Deciphering Life’s Code with AI Tools”
Google’s Pushmeet Kohli coaxes fair play from chilly AI overlords, a Herculean task cloaked in enigmatic ‘robustness and fairness.’ Will our digital counterparts become allies or autocrats? Stay tuned!
“Boost Your Bytes at the AI Accelerator Institute: Expanding Creativity at the Generative AI Summit, Austin 2024!”
What a shindig! Austin’s AI Accelerator Institute doled out cryptic ciphers, wild algorithms and AI jumble like party favors. Understanding it? Have fun!
Ravishing Revelation: The Enigma Surrounding AI Gunshot-Detection Accuracy Is Getting Cleared Hilariously!
San Jose beckons AI for help with a bang-or-pop conundrum! Introducing ShotSpotter, a pricey sound deciphering tool. Here’s hoping for less fireworks confusion and more crime-solving precision.
Global Music Giants Ruffle AI and Music Industry Feathers with Groundbreaking Lawsuit – The Lawsuit that Hit a High Note!
In an unexpected symphony of legal drama, music goliaths, Sony, Universal, and Warner accuse tech starlet, DeepMusic.ai, of copyright infringement, challenging AI’s artistic genius with lawsuit pitchforks.
“Open Source AI Models Skyrocket: Transparency and Accountability Play Hide and Seek”
Of the AI dawn, it birthed transparency and accountability— the notorious partners in crime. Ready for this tech tango? Fasten your seatbelts—it’s the thriller dance with technology.
Oxford University Study Reveals When Artificial Intelligence is Most Prone to Daydreaming
In a humorous twist, Oxford researchers suggest your kaput toaster might be caused by an AI’s wild hallucinations as it struggles to mimic human pattern recognition.
“The Enigma of Irony: How Our Tale of Perplexity Became a Victim of Its Own Satirical Contrivance”
“Dazzled yet dismayed, we craft AIs to mimic us, then recoil when they cheekily plagiarize, mimicking flawlessly. An uncanny, self-referential game of whispers indeed!”
My Recollections: Merely Training Material for Meta’s Digital Digest Now!
Caught by surveillance, our memories are not personal recollections but rather the raw training data for mass surveillance networks run by enterprising tech moguls. Smile, folks!