Think your family dinners are tense? Elon Musk’s AI ‘child’, Xaia, is launching legal volleys at Apple. Pass the popcorn, this family feud is just warming up.

“Just like a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat, Lantern pulls color from sketches and ages faces with a well-measured mix of data, algorithms and digital stardust.”

“Brace yourselves, education is going AI. No chalk dust, just digital wizardry. But remember, there’s a ‘Jurassic Park effect’ – we can, but should we?”

“China’s astronaut, Ye Guangfu, is slated for interstellar banter with Wukong, a chatbot supercharged for deep-space tête-à-têtes – that’s a celestial leap of AI tech!”

Rambling with a chatbot today feels like a conversation with a forgetful grandma; simple is splendidly handled, while complex throws them off recall. Hilariously human, isn’t it?

Embrace the dystopia: Fitbit’s AI arm-candies now ping you into fitness or naps. All for just $10 a month. Health or Orwellian nightmare? You decide.

“An AI film festival proved both baffling and intriguing, offering avant-garde piece without narrative coherence. No rush, Hollywood – AI’s not stealing your Oscar yet.”

“AI in Hollywood: A diligent, predictive clairvoyant, yet a somber reminder- the magic of goosebumps and tearjerkers remains a distinctly human domain. Sorry AI, no Oscars yet!”

OpenAI: a noisy tech prodigy shrouded in mystery. They’ve launched the GPT-3, a wonder of AI— they just won’t tell us how the magic happens.

“PDFs – humble digital mules turned agile unicorns by Adobe’s cloak of AI and machine learning sophistication. A tech-makeover both medieval and current, deserving a standing ovation.”