“Standing on digital technology’s beach, the AI-ocean mirrors vast possibilities, imminent challenges. Just them rogue RoboCops away from a waterlogged utopia. Umbrellas ready, folks?”
“Move over, boots-with-troops: it’s tech & AI to the forefront! Trump officials discuss going from covert ops to an all-out digital blitzkrieg against Iran!” Hilariously intriguing, right?
“DeepMind’s AI isn’t just making algorithms, it’s insultingly outdoing expert humans! A not-so-subtle reminder for programmers to up their game; don’t bring an abacus to a gunfight!”
Google’s new Smart Reply is a mind-saving tool, offering three snappy email responses. The novel aspect? One billion Gmail users now get to enjoy ripple-less emailing!
“Pope Leo XIV warns of an AI Armageddon, not of robots, but of lost rights and dignity. Don’t pencil apocalypse into your planner just yet, but do heed the warning.”
“It seems Pope Leo XIV has us preparing for a tech-induced apocalypse. In reality, might AI offer salvation rather than steal our jobs and human dignity?”
“ChatGPT seems to be triggering a divine intervention – unsophisticated teenagers are now channeling Zeus! Even therapists are bewildered. Peculiar times indeed!”
“Imagine a future where your pet’s eyes uttering ‘Feed me, human!’ are understood via AI. But, keep those pet sign language classes, we’re not at ‘walkies’ yet!”
Netflix, tired of your endless scrolling, has teamed up with OpenAI’s ChatGPT. This AI will guide your indecisive thumb towards what to watch, making the decision-making a breeze!
“In a surprising twist, Mr. Wei’s posthumous AI-testimony turned the courtroom into a CSI episode. Imagine courtrooms filled with AI-rendered ghosts providing testimony. Certainly, a binge-worthy series!”
