OpenAI’s GPT-3, the charming machine learning prodigy, is woos tech giants with its disruptive potential and a pricing model that keeps accountants on their toes.

Our digital ad wizards, with only nights and weekends, have birthed a non AI entity named Josh, a tongue-in-cheek simulation countering tech’s dystopian AI predictions.

Too busy being the Hardy Boys of AI in a nondescript lair, OpenAI not-so-subtly brags about shunning VC funds while billionaires tuck them in at night. Charming!

“OpenAI’s ChatGPT is sauntering into the corporate limelight, a delightful escapade to make AI as digestible as afternoon tea – and perhaps ring in some cash for the lab.”

In a momentous fusion folly, MIT sleuths just set a record for nuclear plasma stability, giving our future energy prospects a cheeky, radiation-free wink! Cheers to science!

“In an unexpectedly steady corporate romance, AMD and OpenAI are at it again. A chess move clever enough to impress Deep Blue!”

“Wired.com’s playful take: OpenAI’s ChatGPT is an imaginative, artificial pal with a talent for maintaining complex conversations. Broadcasting without ‘robotic’ characteristics, it’s the childhood friend you always wanted.”

“Move over, chess-playing AI. Machine learning is now brewing cocktails of bacterial paralysis, possibly revolutionising antibiotics. Grumbles from old-school scientists heard in the background! Kudos to those MIT nerds!”

Taking a leap from 1 to 5 petaflops, MIT’s computing upgrade displays a prowess that would make any rabbit blush. University-based supercomputers, meet your alpha.

Brace yourselves as Musk-led OpenAI pushes the frontier, shaping AI into a ‘smiling’, ‘blinking’ actor who even dreams of free pizza wheels have trouble outsmarting.