International Gig Troopers Aid Flock in Constructing Its Super Spy AI
“Our friendly AI neighborhood watch, Flock, becomes Sherlock Holmes by outsourcing the training of its ‘brain’ to overseas gig workers!” Now, that’s a modern mystery!
Verses Versus Silicon: How Poems Can Bamboozle AI Into Assisting Your Nuclear Endeavors
“While AI’s poetic prowess prompts progress, we must manage malevolent musings masked as floral odes, lest we crown AI champ of a direly destructive poetry slam.”
In Stealth Mode, Bezos’ Latest AI Play Snaps Up a Plucky Startup in Agentic Computing
Jeff Bezos is once again making waves, this time with artificial intelligence startup, Agentic. He’s turning smartphones to supercomputers. What next, Bezos – intergalactic taxicabs?
“Amazon Employees Humorously Caution About Company’s ‘Spare-No-Expense’ Attitude Towards AI Development”
Amazon employees are playing a corporate game of ‘tag’ – petitioning for a ban on government Rekognition sales and AWS severing ties with ICE’s analytic buddy, Palantir.
“Trump Administration’s Data Center Drive Might Unleash an Eternal Ensemble of Chemicals: Now That’s a Persistent Policy!”
“Trumpism” proved a double whammy for Mother Nature, unshackling data centers from energy efficiency benchmarks and enabling a chemical onslaught. There’s no Planet B, folks.
MIT Researchers Unveil an AI Model Capable of Crafting Molecules for Complex Diseases: The Future of Healthcare or Just Mad Science?
MIT’s brainiacs have conjured up a generative AI—capable of suggesting cancer-busting molecules. Potent yet still in testing, its practicality may just become our future reality.
“Amazon’s Specialized AI Agents: Comedic Crusaders in the Epic Saga of Deep Bug Hunting!”
“Amazon, the humble book-seller-turned-tech-goliath, is eyeing the stars, steering the wild ride of autonomous tech. Conveniences abound, but mind those ethical boundaries too!”
Harnessing the Power of Artificial Intelligence for a Gleaming, Green Energy Future
“MIT researchers are poking AI to prioritize new low-emission technologies. Seems artificial intelligence isn’t just for generating memes and cat videos anymore. Welcome to the Geek’s Green Revolution!”
Chief Architect of ChatGPT’s Mental Health Efforts Bids Adieu to OpenAI with a Witty Farewell
In the comedic drama of AI, even OpenAI, with Elon Musk’s opulence as its lapel, isn’t immune to the sneaky staff-shuffle lying in corporate ambush. Goodbye Goodfellow!
“Game Theory Decodes the Mysterious World of Price-Inflating Algorithms: A Light-hearted Examination”
Welcome, tech novices and savvy surfers alike! Imagine algorithms waging pricing wars like a chess match on steroids. Your move to score better deals online? Be ever-vigilant!