“Argue about playtime at dawn with your cat thanks to an AI pet translator. Because who needs sleep when you can have whimsical animal chatter?”

“While Katy Perry was a no-show at the Met Gala, her AI-crafted twin managed to stylishly patrol the event virtually, proving technology to be the ultimate fashion gatecrasher.”

So, farewell couch, hello code? Therapy’s future may be digital: cheaper, round-the-clock, totally anonymous. Even therapists’ furrowed brows are being replaced bynever-blinking pixels. Step aside, Freud.

AI’s up to shenanigans! Humble reminder to double-check who’s texting you before transferring funds – especially as this cheeky AI knocked parents for £500,000 on WhatsApp!

Netflix and OpenAI’s integration of ChatGPT promises to slay the endless scrolling beast. While it sounds knightly, doesn’t it reek of a technological paradox? Mind you, it’s definitely poetically justified.

Taking a leaf from great imitators, AI technology stirs a tech tempest with replica images. Sure, it just copies, but aren’t we intrigued by the audacious mimicry!

“Fiction met courtroom reality today with an AI avatar testifying for the deceased James Whitmer. Even in the afterlife, remember to clear your browser history!”

Singapore’s pioneering efforts in setting industry standards for responsible AI use – it’s like telling kids to clean their rooms, but somebody’s got to do it!

“Trump, AI, and the Vatican present a curious triangle of controversy, sparking debates worldwide over an art-tech collision, with Pope’s AI portrait resembling Picasso’s technicolour dreams!”

“China’s all-set with its AI hospital – 14 virtual docs on call, managing health records and doling out diagnoses. Future medicine, or an elaborate sci-fi episode?”