Breaking News: Iran’s secret propaganda weapon? Young Iranians doodling away on Photoshop, crafting clever memes featuring none other than Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. Who needs missiles when you’ve got memes?

Small but mighty, the Core wearable transforms your attire into a personal assistant. While it won’t bark out a 4K step-count, it will silently obey your shirt’s subtle twitches.

Meta, the artist formerly known as Facebook, is turning to an open-source strategy for Muse, their machine learning model. How Santa Claus of them!

Here’s to Claude, Anthropic’s AI tot that doesn’t just regurgitate data, but ponders over outputs like a deep-thinking hipster. HLML – the new Hats And Scarves of AI coders.

When Glasswing talks ‘tech’ it’s like seduction plans. Dare we fall for this mystical startup’s sweet nothings or is the next major tech grind on the horizon?

“Meta and LocateAI, caught in an IT Tango went wrong as they trip on a mismanaged AWS server’s lace. Note to Meta: with great data power, comes responsibility.”

“CEO Fidji Simo gone AWOL?” said OpenAI. “No worries, seasoned helmsman Sam Altman takes the wheel! The AI world ain’t dull, even the CEOs skip town sometimes!”

“Trust OpenAI for an innovative fix to negative media attention – simply buy the critic! An audacious cross between corporate brilliance and ‘pay-for-A+’ savvy.”

OpenAI might have to share the limelight as Cusor steps in with its monitor-friendly AI and Anthropic aims to tame AI’s wild horse reputation. Drama awaits!

Claude, the AI creation of Anthropic, is a biased adolescent drowning in the labyrinth of human emotions – a modern squirrel in pursuit of the last acorn.