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Undeniably, machines outpace us in Chess. Yet, they still can’t figure out how to unscrew a water bottle cap. Humans – 1, AI – still booting up.

Well, a tumultuous ten years it’s been for AI, raking in $40 billion in funding. Most of it was spent fixing bugs; like herding digital cats!

“Synthetic APIs – a master in mimicry, digitally cloning your chatter from a measly two hours of audio. Dodging tedious calls just got tantalizingly tempting!”

“Fable, a fresh startup, aims to bridge the gap between creating and implementing AI models. Say goodbye to hiring data scientists, hello to labeled datasets and AutoML systems!”

The times are a-changin’ as Facebook (ahem, Meta) amplifies their charmingly invasive AI efforts. So, brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride, courtesy of our new tech overlord, Meta.

“A mass editorial exodus at Nature Machine Intelligence magazine following some pricey Saudi shenanigans: AI, it seems, can be a bigger drama queen than we thought!”

Last year was an unpredictable technologic whirlwind, boasting dancing robots and traumatic apps, peppered with endless Zoom glitches. Cheers to surviving—and dare we say, thriving—in this captivating chaos!

As the internet’s clamor reaches fever pitch, the quest is on to sift valuable voices from the search spam racket. Can Google find the volume control?

In 2024, future tech took a bow, not for applause but a faceplant. Holophone, BioLife, and Project Neptune were just three ambitious ideas that proceeded to charmlessly belly flop.

“Doom-laden tech-pundits predicted an AI-led 2020 US election ‘hack’. Reality? AI played a humdrum role similar to an introverted office-worker at a party!”