OpenAI Extends a Humorous Peace Offering to Artists Hesitant of Fueling AI Algorithms
OpenAI is opening its wallet to researchers improving its AI, a move met with less confetti and more questions about transparency, commercialization, and control.
“J On The Beach 2024 Makes a Splash in Málaga, Spain: Get Ready for a Whirlwind of Fun!”
“Circuit-board cocktails, granny tech-heads, and Big Data beach parties – welcome to ‘J on the Beach’, the ultimate seaside tech-palooza. Sun, sand, and software? Sign us up!”
In Hilarious Tech News: Microsoft Allegedly Constructs a $500B Learning Machine, Dubbed as MAI-1
“Casually lobbing around half-trillion dollar sums, Microsoft may soon have us greet MAI 1. Suddenly, Duolingo seems a steal. Can it decipher YOLO for boomers too?”
“Conquering Financial Frontiers: The 8th Middle East Banking AI & Analytics Comedy Quorum, 2024”
Gasps and jaw drops galore at the 8th Middle East Banking AI & Analytics Summit. AI’s now more than a buzzword—it’s banking’s future architect. Siri for loans, anyone?
“AI Puppets and Homo Sapiens Share Stage in the Web Theater – A Comedic Tale of the ‘Dead Internet'”
Tech’s haunting revelation: It seems our bustling web has turned into a ghost town. But fear not, every bot has its master. Eureka, it’s us!
Air Force Secretary Frank Kendall Soars the Skies in an AI-Piloted Fighter Jet: No Pilot’s License Needed!
“Perhaps it’s nostalgia, but the thought of an AI acing barrel rolls in fighter jets does leave one grappling with who’s really piloting our future.”
Bridging the Gap: Combating Loneliness in an Amusingly Interconnected Online Universe
“Liberated from geography and time, we’re ironically trapped in isolation, playing tug-of-war with technology; a buffet of connection, yet we gorge on algorithm-curated solipsism, fostering distance with each ‘like’.”
OpenAI Finds Itself in a Legal Pickle Over Misinformation, Cheerfully Declares the Issue Unsolvable
“OpenAI, our AI giant, faces a lawsuit over misinformation and a lack of stitches. The offending AI can’t or won’t mend it. Grab your popcorn.”
From Crypto-grit to AI Titan: The Hilarious Journey of CoreWeave to a Multibillion-Dollar Empire
CoreWeave, a plucky startup, amassed 6,000 GPUs in 2019 to mine Ethereum, before shifting to flex its computational power in the competitive field of AI. Talk about leveling up!
DAI#37 – The Tale of Bloodthirsty Bots, Audio Illusions, and AI’s Enigmatic Enigmas
“From ‘Slaughterbots’ to voice-faking, tech advancements aren’t sci-fi anymore. With great power comes misuse potential. Can authorities keep up? We all wait with bated breath.”