The Hilarious Obscurity in Artificial Intelligence’s ‘Human-Masquerading’ Extravaganza
Armed with savvy simplicity, Google Pixel 5 steps onto the smartphone scene with a refreshing unwillingness to spar with flashy rivals iPhone 11 and Galaxy S20!
OpenAI Enthusiastically Unveils Latest AI Safety Research, Critics Deem It an Appealing Start but Insist There’s More Ground to Cover
OpenAI, the poster child for transparency in AI, has decided to stop sharing all its research. It’s like a dog realizing its tail is also a distraction.
“Paris Olympics: A Glimpse into the Future of Sports Broadcasting Unveiled on the Small Screen”
Here’s to the International Broadcast Centre, the unsung Olympic hero, where artificial intelligence and caffeine-fuelled tech wizards conjure broadcasting magic for a billion eager screen gazers.
Harnessing AI for ‘Synthetic Cancer’ Worms: A Comedic Look at the Uncharted Territory of Cyber Threats
“Malware, like the scarier-than-horror-flick, synthetic cancer worm, sneer at our cybersecurity measures while hosting a wild party in our tech-saturated lives. Welcome to the monster-filled, AI era!”
Cyber Rebels Hijack Mickey’s Stats for a Laugh, Blame it on AI Hoarding Shenanigans
“In a plot twist worthy of their cartoons, Disney Animation Studios has been robbed of internal data by the ironically-named ‘Data Pirates’, signaling the alarm on Disney’s AI data acquisition.”
Trump Cohorts Conjuring ‘America: Numero Uno in AI’ Blueprint
“Trading space races for AI domination, Trump’s tech-savvy allies are fashioning America’s digital frontier. Translation? AI victory, wrapped in the star-spangled banner.”
“Brains of Little Geniuses: An AI-led Study Deciphers Neurological Puzzles of Sex and Gender in Children”
Strapping on AI goggles to peek into kids’ brains for clues about their gender? Intriguing, yes. Full of potential minefields? Absolutely. Proceed with caution, science!
“Chuckles & Chips: How Tech Titans like Microsoft, NVIDIA, and Apple Swop Trust for Terabytes and Talent!”
“Tech titans Microsoft, Nvidia, and Apple are gobbling up talent and data in a bid for supremacy, risking public trust. Now there’s an eyebrow-raising business model.”
“Deezer and YouTube Music Put on Their Thinking Caps: AI Playlists and Search Features Under Scrutiny”
“Ever wanted a robot DJ? Watch out for artificial intelligence, soon to be dictating your mood swings and unearthing your guilty pleasure songs!”
“Apple, Nvidia, and Anthropic Turned into Virtual Kleptomaniacs, Stealing Thousands of YouTube Videos to School their AI”
Juggling the imminent AI era’s comic irony, as machines learn from cat videos and suck power, we teeter towards a ‘thermodynamically efficient’ yet smoke-billowing future.