Caught by surveillance, our memories are not personal recollections but rather the raw training data for mass surveillance networks run by enterprising tech moguls. Smile, folks!
In this unpredictable era, AI’s become our overbearing chaperone, clumsily saving our digital dignity while also meddling into Dumbo’s private chats. What’ll we ‘innovate’ next—a mood-reading toaster?
“AI’s astonishing leap in language understanding is like spinning rims on a bicycle: flashy addition, but not exactly a jet-set ride to an innovative breakthrough!”
“Researchers have found a way to make technology anxiety-prone. Apparently now AI can gauge our nerves just by watching us squirm at spider photos.”
“Picture Microsoft and Google in superhero capes, pledging humanitarianism by day but brawling in the AI ring by night. Are our tech saviors turning into AI overlords?”
Sutskever, OpenAI’s co-founder, reveals his brainchild – ‘Safe Superintelligence Inc.’ Little info, same addresses, and an SEC filing; recycling or reincarnating OpenAI? Only time will reveal the mystery.
Adventures in the dark web: where neo-Nazis are crushing on AI, preaching radical philosophies, and cooking up a digital dystopia, all while democracies play catch-up.
Europe’s plot to boost its AI game is like a soap opera. It’s got ambition and a human-centric vision. Success, however, remains at the AI gods’ mercy.
Setting sail on Adobe’s ship, Fresco, with AI as the captain, artists fear their creative fruits may secretly train the ship’s navigator, sparking a privacy storm.
“A drop of blood for an intelligent Parkinson’s test, delivered by our potential AI overlords? This 93% accurate early detector is still trialing, but the future teems with promise!”
