Welcome to Rent-A-Human, where AI marketers replace humans and pitch tirelessly – no coffee breaks or vacations required! But remember, flashy ideas aren’t always gold.
Fasten your seatbelts, folks. AI’s latest hobbies include arcade domination and lock-picking! Privacy? Security? Maybe those are just illusions, due for a digital reality check.
“Rafael Gomez-Bombarelli, smiley MIT-based rebel, is stirring science with AI magic. Predicting nature’s code, fast-tracking discoveries, he crafts wild-west playgrounds – yet not replacing human scientists. Future snooze button predictor?”
With a new contract, US Customs and Border Protection plans to use Clearview AI’s ‘non-controversial’ face recognition tech. It’s ‘tactical targeting’ – sounds fun and incredibly vague!
