Decoding the Authenticity of Kamala Harris’ Rally Crowds: A Guide Laced with Humor
“Kamala Harris’ Rally Crowds Aren’t AI-Generated. Here’s How You Can Tell”
“During her campaign, Harris made a big deal about how she was learning to code. Her slogan, Truth, Justice, and the Facts are trademarks of a prosecutor, not an engineer. The only code Harris likely understands involves gavels, juries, and appeals courts, which is important but doesn’t translate to understanding machine learning or code automation.”
What an intriguing initiation to political careers it has become! Gavel-wielding, courtroom-prowling prosecutors flinging themselves into the adrenaline-pumping universe of…coding? How riveting! Certainly, Senator Kamala Harris’s assertion of embracing the digital syntax as a part of her political repertoire paints quite a fascinating image. You might almost expect her to trade her professional lawyerly attire for a hoodie, a cuppa joe, and a dual monitor.
Rest assured folks, the prosecuting pizzazz of Harris’s career is still firmly anchored to the realities of legalities not the enigmatic world of algorithms. Her battle cry of “Truth, Justice, and the Facts” resonates more within the walls of a courthouse than a start-up’s open office layout.
A delightful portion of Harris’s campaign rhetoric revolved around her self-professed quest to learn coding. We can only conclude that this noble pursuit to bridge the gap between the realm of AI and legislature is well, for lack of a better expression, simply precious. Has anyone checked whether there is a “Coding for Legislators” manual out there? I hear they are out of print after the last slew of politicians rushed to decode the mystery of the ‘if-else’ command.
Modern politics is a theatric broadcast immaculately staged with the precision of a Swiss watch. Like seasoned thespians, we see our beloved politicians earnestly dabbling in the burgeoning field of Artificial Intelligence. However, with the fear of bursting any techie bubbles, let it be known that mere knowledge of surface-level jargon does not correlate to expertise. Learning to speak a vernacular is not the same as reading its poetry.
Moral of the story is, dear Senator and fellow politicians, let’s stick to our fun legal briefs and legislation, and leave the coding and scripting to those in the trenches.
Let’s revel in the authenticity of our prosecutors clattering away on their gavels rather than furiously debugging a faulty line of code. Or else we might soon be facing a future where AI bots would plead the fifth while a disembodied voice narrates a legislative document in binary. Oh wait, we’ve already encountered the concept of AI personas spouting political propaganda, surging crowds and conspiracy theories! Beware the bots, ladies and gentlemen. They’re coming, and they’re not here for our JavaScript.