CES 2024: Riding the Hilarious and Unstoppable Wave of AI Boom!
“AI fever at CES 2024: The dawn of the AI device has begun”
“CES 2024 has commenced, and it is unambiguously marked by the all-pervasive presence of artificial intelligence” – what an understatement, am I right? In the sprawling spectacle that CES has grown into, it seems like every other device is now equipped with some form of AI technolibby-dob. How could one possibly dodge the torrential insistence of AI promotions? Welcome to ground zero, friends. This is the official dawning of the era of AI devices.
The article points out, and let’s paraphrase it here for better comprehensibility, that AI is no longer an embellishment on a tech spec chart. It’s become something as basic as a power button. Indeed, AI is no longer the fancy add-on; it’s the introgressive tide that no barricade can fend off.
Phrases like “super greet”, “automatic piloting” and “touchless multiplier” are making us all dizzy. Let’s face it, though. Do we not secretly love it? I mean, who doesn’t enjoy jabberwocky terms? They all sound so futuristic. Anyway, they’ve apparently managed to teach our virtual assistants some new tricks, with a focus on enhancing kitchen operations.
Moreover, there’s the subject of that colossal 88-inch display humming with 5G enabled AI. Rumored to be the next generation TV or rather, an all-knowing, omnipresent interactive screen, the new tech thrives in becoming a part of every narrative. Even the guy next door who thinks Wi-Fi is short for “Wireless Fish” is swooning over it.
Now, let’s take a moment to discuss AI in gaming – that pesky voice in the ear telling you which path to take or weapon to choose – because of course, we game nerds have no instinct or knowledge of strategy. Just assuming we don’t know what we’re doing. Thanks a lot, AI overlords, for your confidence in us.
And of course, healthcare. Just when we thought AI taking over cooking and gaming was enough, here they want to conquer healthcare as well. MuveHealth, for example, has introduced an AI-powered knee implant, because apparently, your knee needs to be smarter than you. Should we just throw in the towel now?
In conclusion, the dawn of the AI device has truly begun, whether we like it or not. And CES 2024 is proof of that. It’s a brave new world out there, folks. Let’s just hope we don’t lose our sanity trying to navigate it.