The NVIDIA GTC conference of 2024 is set to be ‘something special’, bustling with AI experts, exciting innovations such as Project Magnum, and anticipatory AI co-workers. Brace yourselves.

“Cock-a-doodle-doo! Some in Congress squawk about Rand Corporation playing fox to AI’s henhouse; insisting chickens too, should have a say in how the coop is secured!”

“Imagine an AI as your RPG Dungeon Master, spinning tales of twists and turns. ChatGPT by OpenAI: an exciting blend of technology, creativity, and ethical conundrums.”

Pigeon, the AI model that uncannily identifies photo locations, is like microwave popcorn–pop an image in, and out pops a location. Welcome to the revolution!

“Future Oscar scenes: Bots walk red carpets, number crunching replaces creatives. Can Hollywood, glorifier of tech, resist the irony of a robot takeover?”

MIT’s smartypants have a new playmate – AI – that’s identified a potential antibiotic game-changer. So long penicillin allergy, hello smarty-pants robot!

In Google’s quest for a ‘leaner’ model, 30,000 advertising sales jobs might fall victim to AI. Well, who needs bonuses when algorithms can’t take sick leaves?

“AI bedtime stories: parenting win, copyright catastrophe. Little Johnny gets a dream-filled sleep while creators of Bluey ponder if they’re dreaming up lawsuits.”

AI, the hottest Van Gogh on the block, cracked da Vinci’s code – the ‘Lady with an Ermine’ is not a secret lover but a humble servant. Unmasking mysteries, one painting at a time!

“Between AI dread and utopian dreams, LeCun’s AI discourse stirs up an intricate tango of potential, terminology, and a pinch of hilarity, over a coffee cup.”