Data startup, Thinking Machines, guzzles down undisclosed funds in a pre-Series A round, led by vision-filled Foxmont. Typical ‘information age’, eh?
“Apparently, stringent ‘age verification’ on AI nudify sites equates to knowing mom’s maiden name and dad’s birthdate – a disconcerting prospect indeed!”
“Despite Fox Sports’ attempts, rogue AI continues to pirate streams – popping up faster than popcorn and slipping through the cyber cracks, even into Twitter’s mainstream.”
“Blurred lines between Microsoft’s profit-predator instincts and OpenAI’s Bambi-esque idealism could derail our benign robot dreams. Cue dramatic strife over AGI’s future. Popcorn, anyone?”
Leave it to MIT’s whiz kids to unearth a new human cell type with savvy AI before many of us can master our ‘smart’ TV remotes!
As video game voice-actors plan to strike over AI mimicking their audio, we ponder if technology is set to play a new role: ‘UnemPlayer One’?
“Quit the AI panic! This isn’t the apocalypse—unless Skynet awakes—it’s a supercharged personal assistant. So fret less, embrace tech, and remember: ‘Don’t Panic!’.”
Facebook AI’s ‘Dishgen’ cooks up wacky yet innovative culinary delights, daringly blending technology and gastronomy. Chuckle aside, it’s no ‘Gordon Ramsay’, but a taste-bud-tantilizing prospects indeed!
Cracking the cryptic workings of an AI, much like decoding a toddler’s responses, is a challenge wrapped in enigma. Yet, this Alice-in-Wonderland-like adventure holds the potential to reconfigure internet culture.
Has the McFuture arrived? McDonald’s thinks so, swapping “would you like fries with that?” with AI screening hopeful hires, causing a flurry of tech-sceptical brows to furrow.
