In the bustling exhibit of MIT ventures, AI is the star showpiece – steering zealous tech zebras and innovating everything from surgery to late-night WebMD panics.

“James Mickens, the self-proclaimed locksmith of AI, prunes heavyweight models into sleek warrantors of cheap yet efficient phone-operated artificial intelligence. A resounding binary applause for our digital saviour!”

In catching up with AI, YouTube fancies itself as a celestial event, promising empathetic machines versed in video understanding. Industrial Revolution flashbacks, anyone? Popcorn’s on you!

“From Silicon Valley to the adult movie industry, AI is changing the game. At Strike 3 Studios, an AI is even sniffing out film copyright infringers!”

“Introducing the tech world’s rockstars – Olly, Sofia, and Atlas. These robotic wizzes can chat, empathise and parkour respectively, all without having an existential crisis!”

“Brace for a wild ride as generative AI ushers a new era of human-machine collaboration – turning our cars into customized theme parks. Air freshener advised!”

In a surprising tech tango, silicon giants NVIDIA and Intel decide that unity beats rivalry, embarking on a collaborative chip-making adventure. But don’t expect quick, overnight miracles.

“A rogue AI? Nah, just ‘AI Psychosis.’ But isn’t it ironic? An AI too good that it’s bad. Maybe it’s not the AI, but us feeding it junk?”

“NVIDIA’s CEO, our very own tech Tony Stark in leather, has birthed a superchip while eyeing a possible multiverse, leaving the daring among us itching for a ride.”

Trump: Silicon-Valley’s surprise cupid, wins tech hearts by match-making them with Boris Johnson’s UK, sprouting unexpected Brexit love-triangle yielding quantum computing and AI investments.