Yahoo is boldly merging the past, present and future, adding a nostalgic twist to modern design in its latest Yahoo News app. Let’s just hope ‘Yahoo Mail proficient’ isn’t a job requirement soon!

“Beware at parties: Tom, Dick, Harry, and elephants might out-do us, picking their names in a cacophony. Who knew AI loved elephants and challenging territories?”

Unwrapping the mysteries of TikTok’s potency, and exploring the highs and lows of VR tech while tackling tech skeptics, all in a day’s work at the Gadget Lab.

“Even lawmakers struggle with the AI beast ‘deepfakes’, with our privacy rights warbling on the edge. Activity to note: your famous shovel-wielding Bermuda Snowman could be next!”

No mere Joe, Ray Kurzweil sips macchiatos as he dreams in the large scheme of things, an extraordinary brain in Google’s cafeteria exploring our tech-filled future.

AI, the public sector’s procrastinated solution. Enter the transformation Czar, the CDAO, demystifying the AI landscape, turning boulder barriers into stepping stones for efficient, optimized and future-proofed organizations.

“With Cara, Zhang’s AI assistant, even reality has become date-bound. It’s a brave new world where robots help you outshine your own artistry. Cheers to exceeding limits!”

“In the tech world’s latest plot twist, Musk plays cat-withdraws-claws, retracting his lawsuit against OpenAI and its chief, while a new saga ensues as allegations hit Altman!”

Data-driven politics arrive in Jackson, Wyoming. Just don’t expect Mayor.AI to kiss babies or take a selfie – yet. Algorithmic overlords, indeed. Laugh, and then ponder.

“Meta seeks to refine AI chops with 2 AM musings and snapshots of your brunch, as it slurps down the digital cocktail of myriad European social posts.”