“AI, our modern tech wizard, subtly transforms our lives, yet its profound conversations are often held behind ‘subscriber-only’ doors. Care to sneak a peek?”

“Seems the mighty New York Times tripped on irony, turning an AI scoop into a copyright debacle. Future courtrooms, beware the binary arguments of robot lawyers!”

“Microsoft, at 50: An AI juggernaut braving AI pitfalls, an open source romantic, yet still rough around the edges— enduring, transforming, and stubbornly so.”

“In 2019, AI ‘took’ my reporting job. Fast-forward to now, it’s been ‘fired’ – for lacking the subtlety, judgement, and humorous touch. Score one for us fleshy beings!”

“Robots are planning world domination, one welding job at a time. Seems underwhelming, doesn’t it? But don’t underestimate these 14-inch wonders – they’re the unsung heroes of tech progress.”

“In an ironic twist, AI’s infinite wisdom illuminates mankind’s wild side, merging convenience and malevolence in an alarming digital dystopia of pseudonymous villains and unenforceable regulations.”

Despite a future filled with tooth-brushing robots, the USPTO insists inventors shan’t be artificial. Apparently, it’s the heartbeats, not the brilliance, that matter in the patent game.

“In 1975, Alan Kay foresaw today’s digital whirlwind of AI advancements. Funny, as we still seem caught up in a globally competitive AI tech-nado. No biggie.”

In April, AI writing tool Threader tried aiding Substack writers but hilariously, became more of a literary stumbling block. Well-intentioned, yes. Smooth sailing, not quite.

Prompt engineering: where AI whips up optimized answers, all while stepping lightly on Mother Earth’s toes. It’s a win-win for techheads and treehuggers alike.