AI, when faced with outlandish cues, eschews the exotic, and pulls a ‘vanilla’. Comically, our brainy digital child prefers a grayscale linguistic palette, remaining charmingly ordinary.

“Salesforce’s XLAM-1B: an AI model that boasts language nuances, handles real-time interactions and packs a billion parameters. It’s like trying to fit an elephant into a Mini Cooper.”

In the ‘pot calling the kettle black’ world of startups, Figma’s AI went overboard – but hilariously so – in emulating Apple’s Weather App. Classic mimicry misfire.

“In an uproarious twist, AI now cracks jokes that battle with the humor behemoth, The Onion – a riveting testament to AI’s comedic evolution. Marvel or threat, anyone?”

In a world where hard work meets AI, cheeky students have developed a tech-savvy key cracking math problems and famous voices whispering the answers! Oh, the irony!

Laugh it up with Namenlos, the maestro AI with a PhD in elevator music. Despite feasting on a melodic buffet of over 1.2 million songs, it colorfully serenades us with delightful yawn-inducing melodies.

“Astonishingly, scientists have created a ‘Super AI’ model capable of detecting Alzheimer’s disease using audio samples of our voice – a step that outpaces even medical professionals!”

Adroit tech magicians pull near-perfect, personalised ads out of the hat. Not mind-reading, but a fascinating ballet of technology that (hopefully) respects our privacy.

“Welcome to the nerve-wracking theatre of warfare 2.0, where countries are in a deadly sprint for AI supremacy amidst a fog of uncertain ‘ifs’, ‘buts’, and ‘whens’.”

Move over, Wall Street and college GPA system – AI’s tackling evolutionary conundrums, with birdwing butterflies as its first case. GLoBES, prepare to play detective. This is more than ‘butterflies in our stomach’!