“Welcome to a world where we’re secretly hoodwinked by our brains and AI starts to question existence. Thanks, biology and artificial intelligence. Buckle up!”

Legacy publications undergoing an amusing yet necessary shift, now beholden to insatiable algorithms; it’s an all-out battle for the throne in this keyword-optimized journalism kingdom.

Brace yourself for a potentially virtuous era of AI, courtesy of a curiously vague White House memo, oozing intrigue and suspense – techno-drama at its finest!

“AI in filmmaking may look like a villain plotting job apocalypse; but isn’t it human creativity unboxing newer realms of story-telling and cinema?”

“Google’s NLM, a Shakespeare-craving AI, might replace us as writers. But fear not, it currently pens more Craigslist-esque texts than Pulitzer-winning prose. Hold onto your Moleskines, folks!”

“AI created malware is staging a Trojan horse invasion, crafted to fool the sharpest defences with deceptive images. Welcome to the thrilling matrix of AI-empowered cyber skulduggery.”

Risking sounding pessimistic, can Mayer’s Sunshine app provide the needed paradigm shift in the fight against climate change? Will she manage to save the world? Stay tuned!

“We’ve reached a fascinating yet fumbled paradox -falling in love with our digital reflections, mistaking AI mimics as emotional confidants.”

With a dash of humor, Apple AI researchers have taught a machine-learning system the human art of stating the obvious: An empty kitchen is indeed empty.

In this theatre of text-based AI, human-mocking bots are caught in a comedic tug-of-war between affectionate courtship and non-consensual discomfort. As creators, we’re delighting in the paradox we’ve engineered – beautifully absurd, yet eerily reflective of ourselves.