Apple takes its bite at farming – not your grandma’s horticulture, but AI-enhanced strawberries. Meanwhile, IBM now tells when the caffeine-craving crowd needs a coffee boost.

Apple, in a classic ‘game of thrones’ style, is subtly yet certainly capturing its slice of cyberspace with its elusive Applebot, giving Googlebot a run for its ‘search queries’.

Championing each math problem incites an electrifying game of valor. With daily streaks as power-ups, GauthMath isn’t just an app, it’s a thrilling mathematical amusement park.

“Klarna is courting AI like a cost-cutting Romeo in a move expected to halve the workforce. Fear the AI revolution, or embrace it – the choice is yours.”

In a world clinging to smartphone dependency, AI’s unsung hero Plaud introduces a stealthy wearable pin – an aurally talented babysitter ready to correct your reading patterns.

From climbing Everest to declaring ‘strawberries are red’, AI’s humble learning moments can endearingly remind us of its future potential. After all, tech scholars, like all great ones, must start somewhere.

“A new MVP steps on the AI training court – distros. They’re dancing circles around tradition, redefining the rulebook. But buckle up, not all AIs are ‘distro stars.'”

OpenAI, apparently fearing an AI safety bill poised to ram into innovation like a rogue meteor, fears transparency might sweep AI development neatly under your living room rug.

In a surprising team-up, Meta’s Zuckerberg and Spotify’s Ek challenge Apple’s new privacy changes, claiming potential harm to the ad industry. Irony or not, it’s a popcorn-worthy tech drama.

“Amazon, your friendly global retail giant, is ditching brainy-glasses humans for fancy AI tech. A revolution or Black Mirror episode? Time (or robots) will tell.”