“Fear not the nocturnal intruder, Ring’s AI tool turns spotting suspicious activity into a game. Scouring your footage like a hawk has never been so effortless, or entertaining!”

Roli’s Lumi Keys Studio Edition mixes music, tech, and magic, letting you command your piano performance with AI-backed ‘air gestures’. It’s like conducting an orchestra without the orchestra!

OpenAI lost four big wigs recently, ironically casting doubt on its ‘Open’ intent. Is it trouble in AI paradise or competitors wooing with superior coffee and paychecks?

“Musk-backed OpenAI plays a high-stakes ‘milking the cow’ game, swapping non-profit ennui for for-profit thrill – monetizing the web’s data under a poetic guise of innovation.”

Lost amidst Alaskan wilderness with only an ankle sprain for company? Fret not, because technology has got you covered! Welcome to ‘Where’s Waldo’, tech-reality edition, featuring AI-enabled, laser-equipped drones.

“Loving your AI-summary shortcuts? Apparently, they might leave you as clueless as a dry chicken kale salad trying to masquerade as a three-course feast!”

Meta’s video-understanding AI: a game changer reducing computation; for telepresence, filmmaking or autonomous cars training. Let’s hope self-aware robots aren’t part of the package.

With all due respect, can we un-kill APIs? As tech progress, they adapt, not die. Let’s celebrate evolution, not prematurely declare digital demise.

Meet Canvas, OpenAI’s newest plaything for software engineers, offering legible code suggestions. It’s a diligent, if not perfect, assistant poised to revolutionize the future of technology.

Embrace the quirky evolution of surveillance with Rekor Systems. Transforming snooze-inducing drives into covert intel-gathering missions, your bumper stickers are not just decoration; they’re potential informers. Happy commuting!