Condé Nast Inks Hilariously Savvy Contract with OpenAI
Condé Nast teams up with Elon Musk-backed OpenAI, not to replace creative minds but to automate menial copy-editing tasks. Welcome to the “robot assistant era.”
Trump Utilizes Artificial Intelligence Shenanigans to Falsely Secure Taylor Swift’s Endorsement
“Enter deepfakes: a technological fun house where AI mimics reality and leaves viewers both delightedly dumbfounded and justifiably anxious. Life’s a hoot, isn’t it?”
“AI Cracks the Autism Code: Excels in Early Detection with an Accuracy Score of Nearly 80%”
Just as our phones, fridges, and vacuums got boring, AI decided to take on diagnosing infant autism—with a rather applaudable 80% accuracy rate, no less!
Trump Showcases AI-Produced Pictures, Humorously Alleges Swiftie Support
It’s no sci-fi flick. AI is now the Picasso of requests, turning your wildest whim into a complete masterpiece, courtesy of Elon Musk’s OpenAI.
Credentials to Assert Your Personhood: The Hilariously Serious Quest to Prove You’re Not Artificial Intelligence
The charm of the AI age! We’ve courted our intellect to concoct AI personhoods. Now, we need VIP passes to the Human Club. Oh, the divine irony!
“MAICON 2024: Turbocharging the Integration of AI into Marketing – A Symposium With a Twist!”
“MAICON 2024 aimed to tame the wild beast of AI integration in marketing, a task akin to housetraining an obstinate goldfish. Always thrilling, seldom easy.”
DAI#52 – The Curious Case of Vanished Extraterrestrials, Artificial Intelligence’s Table Tennis Triumph, and Gemini’s Unexpected Eloquence
Investigating opportunities for caffeination with extraterrestrial companions, mastering AI ping-pong skill-sets, and awaiting wisdom from DailyAI’s chatterbox Gemini- just an average day in our tech-obsessed society.
Scholars Unleash a Hilarious Pandemonium by Rating AI Models on Risks – The Findings are Wildly Diverse!
“Love imagined doomsdays? Algorithms can’t predict real-world efficiency; maybe they should stick to 5th-grade math. Even AI’s like kids, endlessly learning…or just overdue for a reality check?”
Pioneering AI Progress at the AIAI Berlin 2024: A Hilariously High-Tech Journey!
In Berlin, where traditionalism and innovation boogie, the annual AI Summit rambled on. AI-tastic breakthroughs, progressive talks, and some fun enjoyed by Einstein’s AI-loving grandchildren. Disruption, indeed.
Research Suggests AI May Not Be the Existential Doomsday Device We Thought It Was
“Cooking up Catastrophe: Why AI hysteria is the wrong kind of scary and human misuse of this tool should be our real focus. Knives out, AI naysayers!”