“In an ironic twist, AI’s infinite wisdom illuminates mankind’s wild side, merging convenience and malevolence in an alarming digital dystopia of pseudonymous villains and unenforceable regulations.”

Despite a future filled with tooth-brushing robots, the USPTO insists inventors shan’t be artificial. Apparently, it’s the heartbeats, not the brilliance, that matter in the patent game.

“In 1975, Alan Kay foresaw today’s digital whirlwind of AI advancements. Funny, as we still seem caught up in a globally competitive AI tech-nado. No biggie.”

In April, AI writing tool Threader tried aiding Substack writers but hilariously, became more of a literary stumbling block. Well-intentioned, yes. Smooth sailing, not quite.

Prompt engineering: where AI whips up optimized answers, all while stepping lightly on Mother Earth’s toes. It’s a win-win for techheads and treehuggers alike.

Amidst the dreaded pandemic, the microchip has unwittingly become a VIP. Surprise, surprise, America’s playing catch-up while Asia rather nonchalantly wears the chip-king crown.

“Embodied Intelligence: Teaching robots ‘physical intelligence’, one precision sushi slice at a time – because humanizing robots is better than robotizing humans!”

Diving into the uncanny valley of gaming with AI-developed, bizarre-yet-engrossing video games! So buckle up for a fascinatingly befuddling ride in this wild, weird, digital playground.

“RH6, the Pentagon’s newest robot, can take out targets on its own. Hopefully, its definition of ‘enemy’ understands the difference between battlefields and family barbecues!”

Swarovski, best known for crystal figurines, stuns with its shift to high-quality optics―introducing Ax visio, an AI-powered binocular that identifies birds with remarkable elegance.