No mere Joe, Ray Kurzweil sips macchiatos as he dreams in the large scheme of things, an extraordinary brain in Google’s cafeteria exploring our tech-filled future.

AI, the public sector’s procrastinated solution. Enter the transformation Czar, the CDAO, demystifying the AI landscape, turning boulder barriers into stepping stones for efficient, optimized and future-proofed organizations.

“With Cara, Zhang’s AI assistant, even reality has become date-bound. It’s a brave new world where robots help you outshine your own artistry. Cheers to exceeding limits!”

“In the tech world’s latest plot twist, Musk plays cat-withdraws-claws, retracting his lawsuit against OpenAI and its chief, while a new saga ensues as allegations hit Altman!”

Data-driven politics arrive in Jackson, Wyoming. Just don’t expect Mayor.AI to kiss babies or take a selfie – yet. Algorithmic overlords, indeed. Laugh, and then ponder.

“Meta seeks to refine AI chops with 2 AM musings and snapshots of your brunch, as it slurps down the digital cocktail of myriad European social posts.”

“Brace yourselves for politics’ newest shakeup: a AI running for the UK parliament. Suspend disbelief for our upcoming episode of ‘Black Mirror’ turned real life.”

Cue some light eco-horror: Google’s “psychic” Search Engine Experience (SGE) might satisfy our convenience cravings but is feasting on Mother Nature’s energy resources. The green question hangs heavy.

At the AI Accelerator Institute’s summit, tech geeks discussed exercises in AI error, like preventing it from emptying the coffee pot or creating the next Banksy.

Not content with thumb-pie interactions, the Danish Newspaper Publisher’s Association threatens global laws if Google’s AI doesn’t toe the news regulation line. Maelstrom-roulette, anyone?