“Welcome to tech’s latest exploit: AI girlfriends on your Instagram feed. A blend of eerily realistic beauty, invasive advertising and debate-worthy data privacy. Intriguing or terrifying? You decide.”

Packed in a NYC conference room, tech-savvy women showcased Neil Armstrong-esque excitement for the Rabbit R1 launch, a new wearable uniting fashion and function in a trailblazing way.

“AI isn’t our cyber-knight anymore. It’s a chisel, creating sculptures or breaking vases. A wake-up call? Absolutely, but you’re also the writer of this narrative.”

OpenAI’s GPT-3.5-turbo, a Shakespearean email-drafting, Python-code-spinning model, still amusingly exhibits selective amnesia, often meandering off topic. Upgrades coming soon to curb this cheeky charm!

“Ex-pandemic predictor Jason Matheny’s latest buzzkill? A dystopian future where AI can silently sever our cyber communication and even pilot killer drones. Welcome to tech’s unpredictable party guest.”

“Even AI’s top models, GPT-3 and CLIP, aren’t omnipotent creators, friends. They’re great dance partners in creativity and can decode a cryptogram but nuts and bolts can loosen, remember that!”

“Kavicky accurately lambasts the AI industry’s rebranding antics, likening the search for true AI expertise to a game of hide and seek – amusingly, businesses are still counting.”

“In a dogfight of human versus AI, the future of ‘Top Gun’ looks less Maverick and more microchip. Perhaps it’s time the pilot updated his LinkedIn”…

In “Mission Impossible: Robots” style, Dr. Yehuda Elmaliah and his team daringly dream to usher a robotic revolution. An audacious affair of AI, machine learning and sheer chutzpah!

“Taylor Swift’s ‘Love Story’ dropped early on Spotify, by…Nils Sjoberg? Turned out to be a phantom act by AI. Welcome to the era of deepfake music!”