Google’s DeepMind: soccer’s new MVP! It’s nailing corner-kick game tactics, proving there’s no goal too grand for AI, not even revolutionizing the beautiful game.

Comparing AI Eliza’s “Sounds tough, want a chip?” therapy style to Annie’s empathetic advice is like contrasting a tricycle to a rocket. Humorous, yet unsettlingly thought-provoking.

Amidst Martian dreams and electric cars, Elon Musk’s AI venture xAI unveils Grok-1, the bot with human-like text capabilities, now conveniently open-sourced. Prepare for epic AI limerick battles!

Apple’s new launch, MM1, is more than meets the eye- a small, mighty tool designed for mobile AI applications. It’s like technology’s version of a pocket-sized superhero!

“Claude 3 might be stirring the AI sentience debate pot, but are we prepared for the hot potato of responsibility? Critics predict sleepless nights ahead!”

“But rest easy, Reddit’s user agreement assures us the company is not obliged to use our wit-ridden content – just privately profiting off it via AI research!”

Apple’s on a shopping spree, bagging Canadian AI startup, Nabla Inc., all while sizing up the alluring world of generative AI. ParallelDots, however, isn’t on board.

“Our trust issues with AI? Much like relationship woes – dreading that your robo-spouse might be chit-chatting with other humans behind your back. Hilarity ensues.”

“DeepMind’s SimA, a generalist AI agent, has learned to roam, adapt, and even fly in 3D spaces. Bonus? It thrives on mistakes without commitment phobia.”

With a knight-in-shining-armor flair, the EU has triumphed as AI’s shepherd, boldly introducing an AI Act to keep our unruly, robo-kin in check.