“Apple Gets Serious and Silly about Generative AI, Acquires Canadian Startup!”
Apple’s on a shopping spree, bagging Canadian AI startup, Nabla Inc., all while sizing up the alluring world of generative AI. ParallelDots, however, isn’t on board.
“Dispatch #30: A Whirlwind Tour of AI Jet Technology, Trust Hurdles & The Looming Specter of Extinction-Level Risks”
“Our trust issues with AI? Much like relationship woes – dreading that your robo-spouse might be chit-chatting with other humans behind your back. Hilarity ensues.”
DeepMind Unveils SIMA: A Jack-of-all-Trades AI Agent Ready to Conquer 3D Worlds
“DeepMind’s SimA, a generalist AI agent, has learned to roam, adapt, and even fly in 3D spaces. Bonus? It thrives on mistakes without commitment phobia.”
Lightning Speed EU AI Act Sails Through: Set to Perk Up the Year Ahead!
With a knight-in-shining-armor flair, the EU has triumphed as AI’s shepherd, boldly introducing an AI Act to keep our unruly, robo-kin in check.
Lose the Chatbots. AI Assistants Provide the Much-Needed Chuckles for the Future!
“Move over chatbots—AI agents are stealing the show. They’re natural linguists, perpetual students, and unusually charming digital personalities. Who said AI couldn’t be delightful?”
Regulators Desperately Seek AI Knowledge, But Their Wallets Say Otherwise!
“Regulators facing AI are like newbie roller skaters on a steep hill: stumbling. We need tech-savvy safeguards or our digital universe risks becoming a law unto itself.”
“Google DeepMind’s Newest AI Prodigy Masters The Art of ‘Goat Simulator 3′”
Google’s DeepMind chose the hilarious ‘Goat Simulator 3’ to demonstrate its AI storytelling abilities, adding a quirky charm to the fun, mundane digital life of a goat.
Cognition AI Unveils Devin, The AI Software Developer with a Sense of Autonomy and Humour!
“Ready to yield your coding prowess to an AI hotshot? Cognition AI introduces Devin, making humans second fiddle to its silicon-coated, gigabyte crunching, one-line wonder!”
US-Approved Study Warns: AI May Pose a Threat of “Apocalyptic Proportions”
Bravo, U.S. senators! They’ve highlighted that, instead of suspecting Siri of eavesdropping, we should fret about AI pushing us into existential doom! Doomsday devices, arriving in Amazon packages? Fascinating!
“Kate Middleton’s Images: Spotlight on the Most Apparent Photoshop Blunders”
“In a deceitful face-swap faux pas, fashionista Alejandro Gomez abandoned Photoshop ethics, purloined Duchess of Cambridge’s admirable mug, while foolishly forgetting her iconic ring and swift attribution.”