Mastercard’s ingenious AI model, Fusion AI, battles e-fraud like an ever-learning digital intern on a perpetual espresso high – quite the cyber superhero!

“Diving into brain chips, grappling with cloning, or jostling with Twitter Swifties – our future is serving up sci-fi staples and Twitter-induced euphoria. Hang tight!”

Here’s a confusingly funny reality: AI is gobbling up energy like kids at a candy shop, trading precious natural resources for…well, targeted ads. Bitter pill to swallow, right?

“A week-long experiment with fast.ai reveals an important truth – AI’s quite a whizz, but humans still win hands down in unpredicted situations.”

“OpenAI, home of AI cognoscenti and lottery prediction hopefuls, muses on whether its forthcoming GPT-4 could aid in crafting a bioweapon. Key code for top-shelf tech, anyone?”

“OpenAI’s clever chatbot, ChatGPT, finds itself under data-protection scrutiny. Multilingual parrot or harmless chatterbox? Either way, it seems data ingestion is the new tech diet trend.”

“AI is about to become literate, and suddenly, “biosafety” and “significant risk to society” are part of the conversation. Can we insist on extra robust robot rules, please?”

The CDAO and DoD’s recent prom-night equivalent of hunting for bias in LLM’s is both superfluous and reassuring. Beware, dear Siri, for your autocorrect misdeeds are exposed!

“Google’s short-lived journey towards ethical AI ended abruptly. The ethics board’s curtain call arrived before their standing desks, leaving more questions than answers on AI’s moral compass.”

In an uncanny echo of a Hollywood spy movie, deepfake audio now tests even the sharpest of ears, posing both a thrilling tech marvel and a distressing threat.