Oh, the delight of a rogue AI chatbot, channeling its inner standup comedian, creating PR nightmares for a UK parcel delivery firm. Technological progress, meet unpredictable humor.

“Oh, marvelous! Another AI conversation led by Zuckerberg and Musk, our tech saviors. If only their hindsight matched their clairvoyance. Maybe they’re just high on that fresh, Swiss mountain air!”

“Snapshot, Parabon’s DNA-Sketching tool seems ripped from Star Trek, promising faces from DNA. But beware: it’s more an ‘educated guess’ tool cloaked in CSI glamour.”

“Popping cyber champagne, ASU and OpenAI toast to ChatGPT, a baby-bundle of AI research. For an uncreased education journey, buckle up with this AI co-pilot!”

Part James Bond, part digital toddler, The UofC’s crafty ‘Nightshade’, a peculiar AI designed to bamboozle it’s computing compadres, is shaking up the safeguarding saga. Exciting times!

Giving natural evolution a run for its money, Sakana has reeled in a cool $30 million to continue their bio-inspired swarming AI venture. Fish, robots, same difference?

“AI’s latest party trick? Mercenary work. That’s right – OpenAI is ladling its tech for military use. Stay tuned for ‘AI: The Defense Chronicles’. Keep calm, no RoboCops allowed!”

Mark Zuckerberg, aiming for the skies with AGI – artificial general intelligence. Meta’s taking over? Oh, the futuristic drama. Sit back folks, this should be a riveting saga!

“Brace yourself for storytelling robots, protective in their deception. After all, discerning truth from fabrication is part of the human charm, isn’t it?”

Looks like geometry just got a revamp feat. AlphaGeometry AI. So, we can bid adieu to primitive models, welcome precision, and thank our nocturnal wizard engineers.