“Popping cyber champagne, ASU and OpenAI toast to ChatGPT, a baby-bundle of AI research. For an uncreased education journey, buckle up with this AI co-pilot!”

Part James Bond, part digital toddler, The UofC’s crafty ‘Nightshade’, a peculiar AI designed to bamboozle it’s computing compadres, is shaking up the safeguarding saga. Exciting times!

Giving natural evolution a run for its money, Sakana has reeled in a cool $30 million to continue their bio-inspired swarming AI venture. Fish, robots, same difference?

“AI’s latest party trick? Mercenary work. That’s right – OpenAI is ladling its tech for military use. Stay tuned for ‘AI: The Defense Chronicles’. Keep calm, no RoboCops allowed!”

Mark Zuckerberg, aiming for the skies with AGI – artificial general intelligence. Meta’s taking over? Oh, the futuristic drama. Sit back folks, this should be a riveting saga!

“Brace yourself for storytelling robots, protective in their deception. After all, discerning truth from fabrication is part of the human charm, isn’t it?”

Looks like geometry just got a revamp feat. AlphaGeometry AI. So, we can bid adieu to primitive models, welcome precision, and thank our nocturnal wizard engineers.

Embark on a tech roller coaster with Apple overtures, cryptic ‘crypto’ avoidance games, and the irresistible allure of colorfully flamboyant kitchen gadgetry. Your weekly dose of weird awaits!

Ed Newton-Rex, ex-Stability AI VP, has championed ‘fairly trained’ AI – a term as tantalizingly vague as a politician’s promise. Well hello, sugar-coated pepper!

“Prepare for AI geek gladiator-style showdown at the Revenue Summit 2024, promising thrilling tech unveilings, profit-boosting strategies, and moments dedicated to pondering AI’s ethical conundrums.”