MIT’s smartypants have a new playmate – AI – that’s identified a potential antibiotic game-changer. So long penicillin allergy, hello smarty-pants robot!

In Google’s quest for a ‘leaner’ model, 30,000 advertising sales jobs might fall victim to AI. Well, who needs bonuses when algorithms can’t take sick leaves?

“AI bedtime stories: parenting win, copyright catastrophe. Little Johnny gets a dream-filled sleep while creators of Bluey ponder if they’re dreaming up lawsuits.”

AI, the hottest Van Gogh on the block, cracked da Vinci’s code – the ‘Lady with an Ermine’ is not a secret lover but a humble servant. Unmasking mysteries, one painting at a time!

“Between AI dread and utopian dreams, LeCun’s AI discourse stirs up an intricate tango of potential, terminology, and a pinch of hilarity, over a coffee cup.”

While A.I. lurks beneath The Dolphin Communication Project’s quirky surface, this creature-feature tech venture has everyone buzzing, from marine buffs to silicon whizzes. Godspeed, Flipper!

“OpenAI, once humanity’s AI superhero, trades its cape for cash, inking a deal with tech’s Rupert Murdoch, Axel Springer. What’s next? Licensing to villainous AI?”

“In the sprint to AI sovereignty, an adult time-out is needed for tighter data checks. As Stanford’s shocker shows, avoiding data purity blunders is no child’s play.”

“Brimming with eloquent promises, the National AI Plan performs a mesmerizing cha-cha with haphazard funding, demonstrating budgetary struggles can tango even with cutting-edge technology.”

Well, the 21st-century justice system has ruled: AI, while able to birth groundbreaking innovations, cannot claim the honor of ‘inventor’. Patently outrageous or digital delusion?