“Unwrapping the Crème de la Crème of AI Innovations Unveiled at CES 2024 – Laughter Included!”
“In a world where DIY seems extinct, welcome to the AI festival – CES 2024, where Jarvis-dreamers and forgetful mortals bow to our robot overlords.”
New York Unveils ‘Empire AI’ in a Clever Coup for Collaborative AI Research
The Big Apple’s dipping its toes into artificial intelligence waters with Empire AI, an adorable name for their grand plan to be the big cheese in AI innovation!
Congress Urges Tech Giants to Foot the Bill for AI Training Data – But Will it Compute?
In another entry in Congress’ love sod with tech, a new law ladles billions into tech firms’ pockets to fund something they get for free: AI data henpecking.
“LG and Samsung Pull Back the Curtain on Witty, Home-based AI Assistant Robots”
In a twist of “The Jetsons” meets dystopia, tech majors LG and Samsung are upping the ante at their own game – turning typical homes into smart ones, while we question our privacy.
FTC Dangles $25,000 Carrot for Mastery in AI Voice Cloning Challenge
The FTC is offering a princely sum of $25k for you to bust AI voice cloning bandits. Time to unite cleverness and altruism, your country needs you!
“OpenAI’s Latest App Store Venture: Transforming ChatGPT into a Universal Swiss Army Knife of Apps!”
OpenAI is gifting us ChatGPT: a subscription-based, human-like text-generator that’s a chatty bot! Sarcasm notwithstanding, the future is AI; for reminders, answers, even real chattiness.
Microsoft AI Uncovers Supercharged Battery Electrolyte, Charges Ahead of Competition!
Microsoft’s AI isn’t snoozing on the job – it’s powering through patent databases to sort the trailblazers from duds in the world of uber-efficient battery electrolytes.
Amazon is Being Flooded with Hilariously Deceptive AI-Generated Books
Amidst AI’s marvels, it seems we now face a Herculean trek in the Amazon book category, sleuthing generic authors and deciphering strange gibberish to find true literary gems.
Brace Yourselves: The Great AI Letdown is Coming with a Twist of Humor!
Believe AI could host our parties, write weekly updates, and groove at dance-offs? Well, until it detects sarcasm, its reign might have to wait.
OpenAI’s Humorous Retort to The New York Times Lawsuit: A Jocular Corporate Encounter!
In the court of contemporary issues, GPT-3 is the accused cyber-pilferer, the New York Times the agitated plaintiff. Grab your gavels, it’s AI’s first copyright debacle!