Take a bow, GPT-4.0. OpenAI’s big-shot AI, turning heads with its essay-writing, language-translating, Python-coding fancy footwork. Security conscious too. What a charmer!

Well, New York transit is now a techie ‘Inspector Gadget’, armed with Evolv’s AI prowess. But the potential privacy potholes? Now that’s a riveting plot twist!

Altman calls for a ‘global AI babysitter’ to prevent a tech-induced dystopia. A fascinating idea, but will AI behave under an international nanny? More at dailtai.com.

“Artificial intelligence may whip up a dazzling hardware blueprint, but when it comes to real-world crafting? Not quite there yet. Good old-fashioned labor and brainpower, still needed!”

Fancy a digital chat with a deceased love one courtesy of AI? Sure, sounds lovely – until the haunting begins. We’re entering ‘Poltergeist-meets-Black-Mirror’ territory, folks!

“Bravo Apple! Not content with gadget domination, now they want a piece of the AI action with their new M4 Chip. Keen to ride the AI wave, Apple’s not just picking fruit anymore.”

“MIT suggests AI models aren’t truly ‘learning’ but simulating intelligence with deceptive shortcuts. A tech version of the too-smart-for-their-own-good intern cutting corners, very Shakespearean.”

Pardon the drama but AlphaFold 3 isn’t just predicting protein structures. It’s co-evolving with proteins, tackling complexities even Darwin might applaud.

“As we dive into the AI realm, expect Twilight Zone-esque conversations and melo-dramatic natter, complete with Pinocchio-level fibbing. Quite the virtual roller-coaster ride, isn’t it?”

Humor alert: AI has now surpassed us in ethical dilemmas too. Humans, prepare to be outsmarted by your morally superior digital counterparts! Buckle up, the age of artificial moral compass is here.