Amazon Fantasizes about Altruistic AI Shoppers in Your Service
At an Amazon store, shopping isn’t just about grabbing yoga pants, it’s about interacting with ‘Rufus’, your AI shopping guide. The future of retail? Possibly.
“Ring Introduces a Comically Charming AI Search Tool: Efficient Scanning of Videos, But the Results May Surprise You!”
“Fear not the nocturnal intruder, Ring’s AI tool turns spotting suspicious activity into a game. Scouring your footage like a hawk has never been so effortless, or entertaining!”
Meet the Roli Airwave: An AI Piano Instructor Meets Digital Theremin Virtuoso!
Roli’s Lumi Keys Studio Edition mixes music, tech, and magic, letting you command your piano performance with AI-backed ‘air gestures’. It’s like conducting an orchestra without the orchestra!
OpenAI’s Talent Outflow Paves the Way for Rival Comedy Showdown
OpenAI lost four big wigs recently, ironically casting doubt on its ‘Open’ intent. Is it trouble in AI paradise or competitors wooing with superior coffee and paychecks?
The Sprint to Stymie OpenAI’s Data-Munching Bots Enters the Leisurely Jog Phase
“Musk-backed OpenAI plays a high-stakes ‘milking the cow’ game, swapping non-profit ennui for for-profit thrill – monetizing the web’s data under a poetic guise of innovation.”
When Human Eyes Fail, This DIY AI Drone Software Steals the Show in Search and Rescue Missions!
Lost amidst Alaskan wilderness with only an ankle sprain for company? Fret not, because technology has got you covered! Welcome to ‘Where’s Waldo’, tech-reality edition, featuring AI-enabled, laser-equipped drones.
“AI’s Generous Contribution to Society: Serving Humor in Bite-sized Summaries?”
“Loving your AI-summary shortcuts? Apparently, they might leave you as clueless as a dry chicken kale salad trying to masquerade as a three-course feast!”
Meta’s Film Factory Conjures Up Persuasive AI Video Clips – A Production with a Comedic Twist!
Meta’s video-understanding AI: a game changer reducing computation; for telepresence, filmmaking or autonomous cars training. Let’s hope self-aware robots aren’t part of the package.
Bulletin#59 – A Humorous Dive into APIs, the Afterlife of Bills and NVIDIA’s Grand Reveal
With all due respect, can we un-kill APIs? As tech progress, they adapt, not die. Let’s celebrate evolution, not prematurely declare digital demise.
OpenAI’s ChatGPT Escapes Its Virtual Box to Paint a Colorful Masterpiece on Canvas!
Meet Canvas, OpenAI’s newest plaything for software engineers, offering legible code suggestions. It’s a diligent, if not perfect, assistant poised to revolutionize the future of technology.