A Sneak Peek into Uncle Sam’s Hush-Hush Report on AI Safety
“Picture Biden, balancing duties of office with digesting a mythical AI report; a compelling jigsaw of potential and peril. Unfortunately, it remains elusive as a unicorn.”
OpenAI Jovially Reveals Grand Alliance with Uncle Sam’s Squad
The OpenAI’s digital armada has a new addition, GPT-3, an AI text-writing power-house, who’s stepping in to aid federal workers with data requests, while potentially revamping our work future.
These Democrats Believe a Sprinkle of AI Could be the Secret Ingredient for Election Victory
“Candidates turn to the wizardry of AI for voter insights during elections. Yet, its omnipresence is a double-edged sword—impressive, possibly intrusive. The future, indeed, is fascinating!”
Cyber Pirates Play Dirty Calendar Trick on Google’s Gemini AI to Commandeer Smart Home
Amid technology’s ongoing tussle with crafty cyber pirates, a nefarious new trend emerges: ‘meeting-bombing’, where Google’s reliable calendar notifications become the latest ally of these digital scallywags.
“Nuclear Connoisseurs Jokingly Claim Fusion of AI and Nuclear Armaments Is Ineluctable”
Who knew ‘Armageddon-by-button’ could become passé! Now we merrily ponder glorified smart machines deciding humanity’s fate. Truly, mankind’s humour is as dark as its plumes of mushroom clouds.
Assisting Data Storage in Sprinting Pace with the AI Revolution: A Light-Hearted Guide
Navigating business data growth is like stuffing a Christmas turkey into skinny jeans. But now, MIT and Cloudian enter our digital Armageddon promising infinite storage capabilities.
OpenAI Unveils Its Debut Open-Weight Models: A Spectacular Sequel to GPT-2!
OpenAI, playing Santa, takes a shock U-turn, laying out their. AI jewels for scrutiny. Game-changing? You bet. Brace for a tech showdown, folks!
“Farewell Fervor: Claude Enthusiasts Organize Humorous Memorial for Anthropic’s Retired AI Model”
“Celebrating Claude, the worm-brained AI, who held the unique honor of both living and dying in San Francisco – a feat that even eludes many humans.”
MIT’s Innovative Tool Dabbles in the Art of Rendering and Refining “Physically Impossible” Objects
Ingeniously, MIT’s tool creates editable diagrams offering both predictions of object changes and implications for design, from architecture to virtual reality – a real plot twist!
Advanced AI System Turns Sherlock, Finds Missing Hiker After Nearly A Year By Spotting His Helmet
In picturesque Colorado, explorers vanish more readily than magicians at a show, and drones, our AI-equipped heroes, wage techno-warfare against the wilderness in precarious search-and-rescue missions.