Politically Aspiring AI Chatbots: A Glimpse into Tech’s Hilarious Take on Public Office!
“The irony of Department of Defence’s gift of the internet as a catalyst for digital democracy is as unpredictable as a toddler’s scribble becoming art!”
Pope Francis Holds Court on AI Ethics with G7 Leaders in Italy – A Papal Tech Talk!
In this epoch where tech dictates miracles, even Pope Francis sermonizes AI’s ethical use. Perhaps techno-titans need this divine intervention to shift from profit to global good.
“Apple Hilariously Demonstrates that AI is an Enhancement, Not a Standalone Item.”
Apple, that sleek coyote of tech, stealthily wove AI into products. Users can relish an illustrious, smart ecosystem, hoping it showers novelty, not wonky facial recognition.
OpenAI Snares Former NSA Top Gun, Paul Nakasone, for its Board in a Strategic Coup
“With Nakasone’s NSA seasoning and Musk’s AI aspirations, it’s like dropping an everyday Joe into the Avengers – an improbable but promising match in the tech-verse.”
Publishers Flip through the Web in Scuffle Over AI Training Data: A Chapter of Humor and Professionalism
In 1961, mathematicians at the RAND Corporation began a wild endeavour: teaching computers to see—an audacious vision believed to birth a tech revolution.
“AI Takes a Backseat: Microsoft Shifts Gears for Security, Inducing Delayed Recall”
“Even as machine-learning enthusiasts drool for it, Microsoft’s recent gear switch from prioritizing AI development to data security tickles our irony bones. They even admit data security’s been treated like a 5-year-old babysitting nukes!”
LinkedIn’s AI Career Consultants: Humor, Human Jobs, and Soaring IQs Unite
Meet the Career Coach, a spiffy chatbot from LinkedIn, set to sprinkle some AI magic on your job hunt. Free courses and AI-driven advice, all on tap!
DAI#43 – The A.I. in Apples, The Might of Search Engines, and Meta’s Delightful Ball in EU’s Court
“An AI under Apple’s tree may shake up the landscape—can Meta charm the regulators? It’s the intriguing tech game of heavyweight giants!”
Yahoo’s Rejuvenated News App: Where Artifact’s DNA Merges with AI, Creating a Blend of Past and Future!
Yahoo is boldly merging the past, present and future, adding a nostalgic twist to modern design in its latest Yahoo News app. Let’s just hope ‘Yahoo Mail proficient’ isn’t a job requirement soon!