“The EU AI Act – an attractive, secure AI paradise or a costly innovation-sapping rain cloud on our tech parade? It all hangs in interpretive flexibility.”

“Unknown firm, ElevenPaths, tackles robocall plague by distinguishing between human and AI voices. A David vs Goliath tech-battle against synthetic chatter – exciting times!”

“Imagine rogue AI chatbots as internet tumbleweeds, and robot therapists, the self-help gurus. The fun potential is massive, but so are the ethical conundrums.”

“Put down your quill, Yeats, let GPT-3 handle your poetry. Now, it not only completes text prompts but also drafts emails, codes, and yes, even teaches foreign languages!”

“In a plot twist worthy of a high-tech thriller, OpenAI, once the Robin Hood of AI, seems to be cosying up to capitalism. Cue the suspense!”

“Underestimating North Korea’s tech scene? Think again. Despite strict internet boundaries, it’s quietly making strides in AI. Dark horse or not, they’re clearly in the race!”

“Sleep with one eye open for rogue AI? Today’s artificial intelligence couldn’t pass a high school math test! Let’s not stunt potential progress with doomsday paranoia.”

“Prepare for a new era of dating where AI is your gatekeeper to love. Don’t swipe right—chat your way into someone’s heart via our discerning chatbot. Welcome to Volar dating!”

Skipping organization, Google’s new Chrome doo-dad not only tidies up your tab mess, but adds suggestions, even providing ready replies. Machines babysitting our browsers; welcome to the future!

A tip of the hat to the NCSC, battling the ‘Terminator’-like future of AI & ML in cyber warfare. Hold tight, this cyber defence thrill ride is just getting started.