Laugh it up with Namenlos, the maestro AI with a PhD in elevator music. Despite feasting on a melodic buffet of over 1.2 million songs, it colorfully serenades us with delightful yawn-inducing melodies.

“Astonishingly, scientists have created a ‘Super AI’ model capable of detecting Alzheimer’s disease using audio samples of our voice – a step that outpaces even medical professionals!”

Adroit tech magicians pull near-perfect, personalised ads out of the hat. Not mind-reading, but a fascinating ballet of technology that (hopefully) respects our privacy.

“Welcome to the nerve-wracking theatre of warfare 2.0, where countries are in a deadly sprint for AI supremacy amidst a fog of uncertain ‘ifs’, ‘buts’, and ‘whens’.”

Move over, Wall Street and college GPA system – AI’s tackling evolutionary conundrums, with birdwing butterflies as its first case. GLoBES, prepare to play detective. This is more than ‘butterflies in our stomach’!

In 2021, meme culture isn’t just troll-trash. The AI-assisted feature in Know Your Meme now chronicles memeology’s evolution, proving that sarcasm can indeed be an art form.

In a bid to turn AI a shade greener, our friends at Google – the digital deity of ‘do no evil’ – hint at an eco-makeover.

At last, Google sprinkles favor on original reporting, adjusting algorithms to spotlight news-breakers. A game-changer, but how it discerns ‘originality’ remains a murky riddle of the digital age.

“United Nations, cutely pushing global cooperation on AI, is ambitiously trying to prevent developing countries from eating dust in the race. Applaud the intent, question the naivety.”

A perfect tech-induced utopia or Candy Crush highscores on your business presentation? The idea of AI-integrated devices is as thrilling as it is potentially nausea-inducing.